Some simple facts:
1. Sexicana is a woman
2. Sexicana wants tickle Lillian "Legs" Garcia, WWE ring announcer under her feet
3. These are facts which we must conclude that....
4. Sexicana is not only a goddess but she is the master of all creation, OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF!!!!
Do I want to tickle Sexicana, no .... I want to quit my job (if I had one) and devote my life to her!