Nessodile Sitings

[blackmagicjack1]

I had this idea that everyone should either post a pic (found or drawn) or a written description of what they think a Nessodile looks like.

Here's mine:

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hmm...I'll stay out of this one. 😛 She's already going to kill me next time she sees me. XD I will however, wholeheartedly endorse this thread. *Endorsement-stamp action*

 

[Sockstickler]

That looks like a good possibility. I also could see something like this:
http://tfu.info/1987/Decepticon/Skullcruncher/vehiclemode.jpg
Especially with all of the pink involved 🙂

 

[blackmagicjack1]

Hmm...I'll stay out of this one. 😛 She's already going to kill me next time she sees me. XD I will however, wholeheartedly endorse this thread. *Endorsement-stamp action*

Coolness..actual HDS endorsement, can you f****** believe it!

 

[Sockstickler]

I don't know why, but I almost expected him to go "I'm HisDivineShadow, and I approve this message." 😛

 

[Hungarian21]

:weird: well, I imagines a reptile like that, just a little....different...say, a darker color. 😛

 

[blackmagicjack1]

Come on help me out here guys. Thought this place was chock full of creative geniuses.

 

[Ignatz]

I can't describe a nessodile clearly. Haven't seen one, though I know they're out there in the New Jersey jungles. I understand they feed on cheshire cats, dussicarp, kalamostriches, blackmagicjackrabbits and other indigenous creatures who venture too close to the rivers. Nessodiles seldom come out onto the banks for fear of being driven mad by pesky swarms of ig-gnats.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

They also seem, like other cold-blooded reptiles and amphibians, would much rather be in a heated area. Their life in "The Swamp" is a tough one due to the constant chuckles from ignoramus suits with coiffed or wigged hair, let's call them "Yankees". For some reason though, the Nessodile seems to be rather tame and loving towards a small faction of cunningly slick and stylish looking bipeds belonging to a group called the TTC.

(Sorry no pics, none could do nessodile justice...)

 

[MistressValerie1]

I found this web pic of a young Asian woman holding a cute baby crocodile, looking not unlike Valerie holding a Nessodile, perhaps. I cropped out her face for privacy reasons, but here's the baby croc.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

*screams in japanese out of sequence with the lip flaps and points in terror*

GOJIRA! GOJIRA!

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

GOJIRA! GOJIRA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

*plays attached sound file for effect*

 

[Low_Roads]

A Nessodile may breathe fire, but she should also be cute:

 

[Goodieluver]

heheh

 

[MistressValerie1]

^^^ That's a cute baby Nessodile 😱 I wonder if it would taste like chicken 😉

 

[Low_Roads]

I believe a Nessodile, even a baby, eats more often than it's eaten. Looks aside, it can be quite fearsome. However, it does find that everything else tastes like chicken!

 

[shark]

The Nessodile at feeding time.....

 

[Kalamos]

Mmm...

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[Wasn't it supposed to be spelled "sightings"?]

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Nevermind.

 

[Hungarian21]

XD .

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Well, I just rofl'd right out of my chair. XP

 

[Low_Roads]

Wasn't it supposed to be spelled "sightings"?

Nessodiles are potentially deadly animals... knowing their exact location is a must for safety. Therefore, "siting" one is far more important than just seeing one.

Your Nessodile picture is a panic, Kal! I'm heartened to see that this one has developed a taste for cotton...

 

[Kalamos]

I'm heartened to see that this one has developed a taste for cotton...

Either that, or... leftovers?

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😀

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

I imagine a pink version of the Mario character "Yoshi". 😎

(Aside: I wonder if Nessie is reading this thread and choosing her moment to pounce on an unsuspecting posting populace...? 😵)

 

[Goodieluver]

I imagine a pink version of the Mario character "Yoshi". 😎

(Aside: I wonder if Nessie is reading this thread and choosing her moment to pounce on an unsuspecting posting populace...? 😵)

SHH! dont awaken\enrage the nessodile!

 

[MistressValerie1]

Kal, that pic was wicked! 😉