NEST Quotes Thread

[kwildoctr]

As happens every year, this year's NEST had its share of notable quotes. Below is a sampling to start things off.

"I'm not being fresh, I dropped my Blackberry"

"Right between the uprights"


R

 

[kered]

"I can't talk dirty to Raya if Venray isn't here...."

 

[sasaxrah]

Sasaxrah: "I say we make a Death Star of Cereal tomorrow."
Subtlefeather: "I said Voltron."
Sasaxrah: "Yeah but I didn't know what that was."


tklee88: "The air conditioning tickles sometimes."

 

[milagros317]

"The spanking was too short," KittenToes, on how she liked being spanked by her husband as part of the talent show on Saturday night.

 

[bratgirl365]

"Bitch! get my pistol"

 

[ViperGTS]

".....buuuuttseeeex...."

 

[alchemy]

"...french fried p'taters..."

 

[BlackestLily]

"Her new name is COOKIE TITS!!!!"

"No, crumble tits!!"

"DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT! WHAT A HORRIBLE NAME! DO NOT WANT!"

 

[aylajane15]

Amnesiac barging in and spouting about "John Luck Picard" being follicularly challanged...

(sorry i can't spell for crap)

 

[tklee88]

Me to my wives: Come out, Come out, wherever you are!!!!!!!...could he be in THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!

 

[CrystalLight]

Rhino interrogating Amanda.

Most/all of the lers had to stop playing with her because we were laughing too hard at what he was saying.



Me: "YOUR SCREENNAME NEEDS TO BE CHANGED!!!!"

G: "No. It's like that for this exact reason."

 

[BlackestLily]

Me to my wives: Come out, Come out, wherever you are!!!!!!!...could he be in THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!

*KICKS DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR WITH A LEG PUMP!!!*

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Post-NEST:

Me: Not only was this morning bullshit, but this entire day is bullshit. I have an inkling that the rest of the week may be bullshit as well. Would you rather your day be bullshit, or have a bullshit centipede for a pet?

Lyz: I'd rather have one day be bullshit than have to have a bullshit centipede in my house all the time and keep it alive. GAY.

 

[TickleChgo]

"We should write that down"

 

[alchemy]

To Me: "You have the most pink nipples I've ever seen"

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

"Her new name is COOKIE TITS!!!!"

"No, crumble tits!!"

"DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT! WHAT A HORRIBLE NAME! DO NOT WANT!"

LMFAO!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!

Me to my wives: Come out, Come out, wherever you are!!!!!!!...could he be in THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!

OMFG!! "Let's go stand outside the bathroom door so when he comes out he knows he's busted"


Amanda: "Lyz, do you have more hairties in your breasts or whatever?"

Also Amanda: "Gregg, can I please wipe my pizza grease on your face?"

Rhino: "I will flip you over, pin you down and unsad the shit outta you."

Zach (angrily to an ATM voice): "Why the fuck are you British?"

Katie: "You teabagged the table!"

Wife: "Wife, I've been lying here awake for two hours listening to you breathe. Shut the fuck up."

Also Wife: "I can't help it. One of you is getting raped."



Will haz moar.

 

[Iroc18269]

"Best Parade Ever!!!!"
Walking by some navy vets whilst carrying various bondage equiptment thru the hotel
hallways..

"I am one Hungry Count!!" - Libertine

"Freebird!" the masses to Maxspeer on piano.

im sure to think of more.

 

[BlackestLily]

Also Wife: "I can't help it. One of you is getting raped."

"Are our asses touching...?"

"Dude, I dunno, I don't even know what is touching what anymore."

"It's too fucking hot..."

"FUCK. THE AIR IS NOT WORKING. 60 DEGREES IS 80."

 

[Snail Shell]

"If I thought steel was sexy, I'd fuck a pipe"
-Tickle Emperor Rob, on the topic of navel piercings.

Snail Shell

 

[KrazieDog]

"If anyone asks why all the pictures are being taken of this group of guys, tell them you are paparattzi and be all like "Don't you know who that is? Those are the fucking guys that invented Chocolate Velcro!!!""

 

[falcon]

Me: "OH MY GOD!!! NOOOO!!!!!"
Upon realizing that Slacker's armpit was headed right for my fucking face while I was sitting on the couch with Lyz, PurrBast and Big Josh. I'm fucking scarred for life. For the record, it was all moist across my nose lol!!!!

 

[lite]

"It's hard to find good mammoth in February."

"I'm easier sitting down than standing."

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Bella: This is why I ask you a lot of questions. Eventually, I sift
through the Mondy exaggerations and get the truth.

Josh: How is an oatmeal raisin cookie not a cookie?
Me: BECAUSE IT'S MADE WITH BREAKFAST FOOD

Me: This pineapple has the texture of balls.
Bella: Tell whomever you've been hanging out with that there are pills for that..

While filming our video:
Me: BUT I
Jo, interrupting: BUTJUTWLKEJFLKWJF
Me: NO YOU
Jo, interrupting: NOYOUIIEWROIEJLKJG

 

[kwildoctr]

"Flying Crane"

"Sad Crane"

"Casting Spells"

"Butterflies"

"Sad Flying Crane"

 

[kered]

"Lawwwwwwwllllllllawwwwllllllllllllawwwwwllllll" -CrystalLight's noises while listening to Filthyweasel's thick Scottish brogue as he and I were dicussing fish for dinner.