New signature worthy quotes from NEST 2011

[kered]

Since I was a tad relaxed with vodka I remember the words but not who said them.....

Unknown Attendee....."Kered, you're a slut."

Kered......"Yes........... but a slut with money."

 

[porcelaindoll2]

"I thought you were a good guy!?"

Look at my sig too

 

[Snail Shell]

Before Lyz can post it:

I don't want 50-year-old men groping my crotch. I don't care how much chocolate is involved.

😀

SS

 

[slacker2114]

"Bellichek sucks!!!" - Tropic Thunder

Just wanted to make sure THAT was preserved for all time. 😀

 

[alchemy]

My personal favorite:

"Baby bird it back into my mouth"

 

[TropicThunder]

"Bellichek sucks!!!" - Tropic Thunder

Just wanted to make sure THAT was preserved for all time. 😀

You can't post the first half without including the rest.

*staredown*

 

[BrightEyes1082]

"Bellichek sucks!!!" - Tropic Thunder

Just wanted to make sure THAT was preserved for all time. 😀

MAGGIE! I am appalled! I demand to know the rest of this
conversation. Surely this was taken out of context.



Pete: Lay there and giggle impotently for me.

Timmy: You're a Republican? On purpose?

Me: Lyz, wtf happened to your voice?
Lyz: It's gone. From so much RAWRING *coughcough*

Bella: You can't even share a RENTAL? Now that's funny.
Me: But I have a reason.
Bella: I believe it.

 

[slacker2114]

You can't post the first half without including the rest.

*staredown*

I only quoted the part that matters.

*stares*

 

[Deleted member 66627]

"Shit happens in the cuddle pile."

 

[texastickler]

Quote from Aimee: "What...?" To every question asked of her.

Love you our 13 year old little girl. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Kraziedog: "I'm almost positive you're mentally retarded. You're a 160lb man hiding behind a 3 inch bar."

 

[Tiger.Lily]

BlackestLily to Rhino: I'm gonna rip your eyebrows off and sew them to your nipples so your chest always looks surprised!

 

[Filthyweasel]

Ninja Rhino: "The Golden Table of Death has safeworded!"

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Rhino: "Do not want? YOU WILL HAS." -- "Baby bird it to me!"

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Euphoricy and Korastus after Cavum gave them the rest of his fries: "...what's wrong with them?:
Cavum: "Never trust a Viking."

 

[TropicThunder]

I only quoted the part that matters.

*stares*

The important part is that I never denounced my team. That's what counts.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Word on the street has it that someone never admitted that Tom Brady sucked donkey balls... *begins plotting*

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Quote from Aimee: "What...?" To every question asked of her.

Love you our 13 year old little girl. 😀

you guys were talking about movies!!

 

[slacker2114]

Falcon: "C'mon, man, gimme a kiss. It'll help your diabetes".
Me: "No way, dude. That'd be way too much sugar for me".

 

[stormy69]

Stormy @ Breakfast 4/30/11 :"these jalapenos are kinda hot.
Porcelaindoll2 : umm yeah they are jalapenos.

 

[KrazieDog]

Skippy - "Jay, get your ass on this couch and tell Wife about xxx, RIGHT NOW!"
(I quickly cuddle up with BlackestLily and say "Are you ready of this")
BlackestLily - "OMG, this is so exciting, I feel like like this is Fetlife and I'm into "Receiving Jay's Secret" (EVERYTHING to do with it!)
Skippy - When I get home, I'm CREATING a fetish for that.

On a side note to the story, I get a message from fetlife tonight and guess what new fetish is now there with the two troublemakers above into it?

 

[BlackestLily]

Skippy - "Jay, get your ass on this couch and tell Wife about xxx, RIGHT NOW!"
(I quickly cuddle up with BlackestLily and say "Are you ready of this")
BlackestLily - "OMG, this is so exciting, I feel like like this is Fetlife and I'm into "Receiving Jay's Secret" (EVERYTHING to do with it!)
Skippy - When I get home, I'm CREATING a fetish for that.

On a side note to the story, I get a message from fetlife tonight and guess what new fetish is now there with the two troublemakers above into it?

And don't forget I told Wife the secret as well, just with...MOARRRRRRR!!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Euphoricy, BlackestLily and I huddled in the (public) hotel bathroom in a desperate attempt for a few minutes of privacy.

Me: Is there anyone else in here?
Lily: There's only one way to find out. *walks towards the stalls* Hey shitass! *waits for a response - hears none - walks back to us* Nope - no one's in here.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

"So.. Mike, how many men do you plan on being raped by this weekend?"

 

[porcelaindoll2]

Me: "So you want to be interrogated?" "Okay let me think....Tell me what your FetLife password is!?"
Stormy: "Okay yeah sure this what my password is ***********
We both start laughing hysterically.
Me: "No you ruined it!" You're not suppose to just tell me!" "Now I don't know what to ask you." "Oh fuck it I was going to tickle you anyway!" Starts attacking him.