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Not that anyone cares but,

I drank my last can of monster today 🙁 Gonna have to go buy more one of these days!
 
It takes 2400 cats to plow a 30-acre field in a day. You can cut this number down if you're willing to get a little liberal with the cattle prod, though.:marchofthekitties:
 
It takes 2400 cats to plow a 30-acre field in a day. You can cut this number down if you're willing to get a little liberal with the cattle prod, though.:marchofthekitties:

^ :rowfull:

I'm teaching my niece how to play poker so she can go rob the other kids at school of their lunch money and allowances :devil:
 
^ DO IT!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!!

I still debating whether or not I should go out and let my friends practically POUR alcohol down my throat tonight...
 
i'm dieting and my mom's boyfriend comes home with cookies...wtf?
 
I just got off work.

And I also may have figured out the answer to the question I didn't want to ask. Yay.
 
WOOP! I finally managed to fuck up my sleeping schedule again! :woot: 😀
 
i WILL drink 8 glasses of water today. so far i can only manage 6.
 
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