Not that anyone cares but,

[texastickler]

I have a fun time in store this weekend.

 

[Unimaginable]

i am thinking seriously to upload 2-3 photos with me,but i don't know.. 😛

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

^^^ROFL 😀

Mental image = WIN!! xD

 

[Angel77]

I can make a fart sound by using a straw and my armpit.

Do try it.

 

[vladtickleman22]

i need new pillows.

 

[Gothika]

i found a quarter im my backpocket i did not know i had

 

[Angel77]

i need new pillows.

Stop humping them. They'll last longer.

 

[Unimaginable]

i am afraid.. (seriously now) 🙁

 

[Lord Doctor]

I do not have sex on the brain.

 

[Unimaginable]

omg.. the time here is 03:47 (night-morning,i don't know,how u called this) . I must go sleep . See you guys.. ( goodnight :S )

 

[Angel77]

I do not have sex on the brain.

Well, where do you have it then?

 

[vladtickleman22]

Stop humping them. They'll last longer.

You're gonna get a paddlin!

 

[Angel77]

You're gonna get a paddlin!

 

[TropicThunder]

My son just walked all the way across the room

 

[leafstk]

I kicked ass in a job interview today

 

[Lord Doctor]

Well, where do you have it then?

On a fake fur rug by the fire, silly.

 

[texastickler]

I think I will sleep well tonight.

 

[leafstk]

^good to hear man!!! 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

Im going to shut the computer down, take a look at the disk, then sleep.

 

[vladtickleman22]

poop.

 

[Angel77]

poop.

Need some TP?

 

[texastickler]

I should be sleeping yet I am ready for some action.

 

[Gothika]

i farted

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I've almost gone 24 hours without a cigarette

 

[Angel77]

I have heartburn. Ick.