Odd questions thread

[Mrcool]

It can only jump

Why is powder better then syrup

 

[milagros317]

IMHO, syrup is better than powder because it FLOWS.

If a mole (the burrowing animal) has a mole (the skin lesion), should it be called a mole mole?

 

[Mrcool]

No its a mole moole

Why are wrong about chocolate milk and its obvious better powder form

 

[milagros317]

Nothing is wrong with powdered chocolate milk, but I was raised on Bosco.
http://www.boscoworld.com/syrups-bars

Would you rather drown in a vat of whiskey or in a tub of Bosco chocolate syrup?

 

[Mrcool]

Wiskey, at least I am drunk when I drown

When you wear a leather jacket do you use leather gel

 

[milagros317]

No, I don't use leather gel.

Why are clouds so high?

 

[Mrcool]

Weed is not illegal in the sky

If we sent this thread too harverd, do you think it would actually find happiness

 

[arachnid95]

Probably not, given that your sentence contains enough spelling and grammatical errors to send Harvard types into conniptions... XD

Why are dragonflies called dragonflies when they look nothing like dragons...?

 

[Bohemianne]

Probably not, given that your sentence contains enough spelling and grammatical errors to send Harvard types into conniptions... XD

Why are dragonflies called dragonflies when they look nothing like dragons...?

It's because ICZN office denied their claims of being called Odonata helicoptera. It was said: "YOU are drag-on-flies. Nothing more!"

How come there is no seahorsepower (Shp) in Physics?

 

[Mrcool]

It's because ICZN office denied their claims of being called Odonata helicoptera. It was said: "YOU are drag-on-flies. Nothing more!"

How come there is no seahorsepower (Shp) in Physics?

Because if there was, you would have no question for this thread

What does toasted thread taste like

 

[AmishTickler]

What does toasted thread taste like

Like a toasted cheese sandwich except with thread.

Where did the expression "cut the cheese" come from?

 

[Mrcool]

One day a chief wanted to shorten the term, " slicing in the half the flatulence gas which has a smell similar to the dairy product cheese"

Whydo hot dogs come in packets of 12 when buns come in bags of 8

 

[Jagermeistered]

The punchline might be a really dark joke.

What is the best color socks to wear with sandals?

 

[Mrcool]

None cause YOU DON'T WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS

why must I wear A suit to my job

 

[arachnid95]

Because people in positions of power like to make people uncomfortable for their own fucked-up pleasure.

What would happen if we all became nudists all of a sudden...?

 

[Mrcool]

Because people in positions of power like to make people uncomfortable for their own fucked-up pleasure.

What would happen if we all became nudists all of a sudden...?

We all be very cold

How is crystal Pepsi SO CLEAR

 

[milagros317]

Because nobody pissed in it.

Why is piss yellow?

 

[Mrcool]

Because its embarrassed that its coming out of your penis,

Who is this masked menace

 

[milagros317]

He is a very ugly man who is ashamed of his ugly face.

Is there any meaning in the shape of clouds?

 

[arachnid95]

Of course. Big puffy ones mean fair weather, long stringy ones indicate a chance of rain, penis-shaped ones mean you're a pervert, and ones that look like the universe is being turned inside out and you can see the past and the future all at once swirling in neverending fractals of light and colors beyond human comprehension, it means you're tripping balls and need to cut that shit out before you bite someone's face off.

Pirates or ninjas?

 

[Mrcool]

Prirates cause getting drunk, being loud and cool hats is awesome

Do you have what it takes to join captain cool's mighty pirate crew.

 

[milagros317]

Nope, I am no good with a sabre.

How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[kevin_kidnapped]

None....that's what the parrot is for

Why is it called a personal computer if others use it as well?

 

[milagros317]

Because it is actually a Person named Al.

Why do ninjas dress in black?

 

[Sandisk444]

Because it's slimming.

How can we be sure we're not living in a simulation?