Tiger.Lily
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So, after work last Friday, dREW (that is to say, my babeh) and I decided we wanted some noms from Waffle House. After an impromptu invitation to a friend to join us ("Hey, Gober! Waffle House?"), we drove down to the House of Waffles and sat and waited in the parking lot for Gober to show up.
A few minutes go by and we see this bright red moped driving along. There's a gangsta girl driving and her wee little boyfriend on the back, holding on for dear life. Not three seconds later, a cop car puts on its siren, and pulls the moped over. MOPED FAIL.
So the moped "pulls over" (or rather, it stops dead center in the center turning lane), and our friend Gober shows up. It's a pretty awesome sight. Gober was snapping pictures on his cell phone, a guy came out of Waffle House to take a picture, and three other guys were taking pictures through the Waffle House window. After Gober had his share of pwnage pictures, we walk into the House and sit down at a booth next to the window closest to the scene.
A SECOND cop car pulls up on the other side of the moped. Moped driver, and her boyfriend, are now cornered by policemen, and the entire Waffle House is making jokes. "Calling for backup in case they decide to speed away?" "That's one mean moped.", etc.
So the two cops are now SEARCHING the moped. How does one search a moped? Are there even compartments on a moped? I don't know. A few minutes later I look over and announce to my fellow diners that the guy on the back of the moped is now about to be PUT IN CUFFS by a fat police dude.
The guy turns around and puts his hands behind his back, but before the cop could cuff him, the dude fucking books it.
The girlfriend starts screaming and flailing her arms around. The cops take after the dude, but he's too fast, and they're too fat. The whole waffle house is jumping up and down and snapping pictures. The cops come back a minute later without the guy.
POLICE FAIL.
It was one of the best moments of my life. Srsly. If I died right now, my life would be complete because I saw THAT. I saw a true "COPS" moment. Complete with bright red moped.
Yeah. Life is sweet.
A few minutes go by and we see this bright red moped driving along. There's a gangsta girl driving and her wee little boyfriend on the back, holding on for dear life. Not three seconds later, a cop car puts on its siren, and pulls the moped over. MOPED FAIL.
So the moped "pulls over" (or rather, it stops dead center in the center turning lane), and our friend Gober shows up. It's a pretty awesome sight. Gober was snapping pictures on his cell phone, a guy came out of Waffle House to take a picture, and three other guys were taking pictures through the Waffle House window. After Gober had his share of pwnage pictures, we walk into the House and sit down at a booth next to the window closest to the scene.
A SECOND cop car pulls up on the other side of the moped. Moped driver, and her boyfriend, are now cornered by policemen, and the entire Waffle House is making jokes. "Calling for backup in case they decide to speed away?" "That's one mean moped.", etc.
So the two cops are now SEARCHING the moped. How does one search a moped? Are there even compartments on a moped? I don't know. A few minutes later I look over and announce to my fellow diners that the guy on the back of the moped is now about to be PUT IN CUFFS by a fat police dude.
The guy turns around and puts his hands behind his back, but before the cop could cuff him, the dude fucking books it.
The girlfriend starts screaming and flailing her arms around. The cops take after the dude, but he's too fast, and they're too fat. The whole waffle house is jumping up and down and snapping pictures. The cops come back a minute later without the guy.
POLICE FAIL.
It was one of the best moments of my life. Srsly. If I died right now, my life would be complete because I saw THAT. I saw a true "COPS" moment. Complete with bright red moped.
Yeah. Life is sweet.
