Hey - Fuck you all! I mean fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Talons and TIB too! Yeah, come find me. I'm just sitting here in Dallas - using a fake name!!!!
Dang, ASU - Funny! But fuck you too!
Sinner says:
"I dont guys why the fuck can't they be them selves why must they be dickless assholes all the time!"
Some of us are dickless assholes when we are ourselves! Fuck!
Dilute Dilute! OK OK!
You know what - they should bring back the guillotine for capital punishment. It's utterly painless and quicker than anything else, so we can still have that feel good human feeling, but it's a lot scarier than anything else we got going, so it probabaly would be a deterrent! I'm serious!
I'd like to see a tickling thread in the General Discussion section. Fuck this special hall pass stuff.
BTW - Karl Marx was right all along! Open your eyes!
I've brought it up elsewhere, but I'm bringing it up here, too. I realy did not like The Princess Bride. What's the deal? And what the hell is Sean "Puffy" Combs even famous for? Screwing up other people's songs by screaming in the middle of 'em? Wyceff Jean did that with a Destiny's Child song and the group broke up. Idiots! Everywhere, idiots!
'Reading, 'riting and 'rithmatic? More like 'reading, 'riting and gay!
Sequels to "Psycho" and "Saturday Night Fever" but not to "Mystery Men?" N-word!
BTW again - the movie is called "Star Wars". Not "A New Hope", not "Episode 4". I spent too much of my (and my parent's) money from '77 to '83 and beyond to have my power usurped by reverse trekkie revisionists. Historans are supposed to be revisionists - who "revisionists" movies, anyway? There ain't a movie called "Casablanca, Before Technicolor Was Widespread, Affordable and Easy to Use" after all.
Why the hell haven't they been able to invent a dream recorder yet? The Americans, the Japanese, the Dutch, what's the hold up? You can capture REM activity, you can record electrocephlograms, combine the two damn things, shoot the data through an electron reader and make the pictures! I'm losing too many amazing, compelling ideas & scenraios that would kick Salvadore Dahli in the butt! I need this! Karl Marw was right! Where's the spell check on the TMF? I need extra band width taken up to see 15 year old Harmony pictures instead of a spell check, or "cheque" as BigJim might say? Or "Czeck" as a Slovak might say.
Fuck!
And 3-D tv WITHOUT glasses. I saw that on 'That's Incredible' like back in 1983! Whay is no one using this? You can make the worst movie ever, but do it in glasses-less 3-D: insant winner. A Mad Max film in 3-D sans glasses? Come on! I mean it!
Talons. Geez, man.
