One for the girls...sorry guys! ;)

[steph]

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
>
>A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
>YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
>SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
>IN HOT WATER
>
>
>
>
>I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
>ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
>TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
>AND A CAREER
>
>
>
>
>COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
>SOME THINGS ARE JUST
>BETTER RICH
>
>
>
>
>I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
>And I HAVE A GUN
>
>
>
>
>WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
>AND I KNOW HOW
>TO USE IT
>
>
>
>OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
>I DID IT RIGHT
>THE FIRST TIME
>
>
>
>
>DO NOT START WITH ME.
>YOU WILL NOT WIN
>
>
>
>ALL STRESSED OUT
>AND NO ONE
>TO CHOKE
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>And last but not least:
>
>
>
>IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
>SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

😀 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
I guess I have to admit that I peeked, Steph.

 

[steph]

Naughty Mil!

Oops, I forogt, you LIKE that don't ya hon? 😛
XOXO

 

[milagros317]

When it's done with the right attitude. 😛

 

[steph]

(she snickers)

 

[GIGGLES32]

Thank you for the Laugh steph!

 

[steph]

here's another one hon!

The husband had just finished reading that book "Man of the House."

He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing
a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am
the
man of this house, and my word is law!" I want you to prepare me a
gourmet
meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath
so I
can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to
dress
me and comb my hair"?


His wife answered, "The damm funeral director?"
XOXO

 

[GIGGLES32]

HAA HAA HAA That was a great one steph! HAA HAA HAA

 

[steph]

(she snickers)

 

[AffectionateDan]

{strikes a pose with fists on hips} You ASKED for it, babygirl...

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
>
>A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...

OMG! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

>YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
>SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
>
>Yes, and you all do that often enough without help from the men, too.
>
>I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
>ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
>TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
>
>That's because we don't NEED advice... we've been doing it for centuries. 😛
>
>COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
>SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
>
>We'd BE rich if it weren't for WIVES.
>
>I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
>And I HAVE A GUN
>
>Careful... those make a loud noise. And you could break a nail...
>
>WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
>AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
>
>Yes, dear... now get out from in front of the television.
>
>OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
>I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
>
>Good! Go fix me a sandwich!
>
>
>DO NOT START WITH ME.
>YOU WILL NOT WIN
>
>Ah yes, if men could only learn THIS secret, we'd have it made!
>
>ALL STRESSED OUT
>AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
>
>Choke *THIS* (or choke *ON* it) 😛
>
>
>And last but not least:
>
>
>
>IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
>SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Get those shoes off and get in the kitchen, woman! 😛

 

[TickleMeCasey]

loved those steph, got the first real belly laugh out of me all day!

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME

was my personal fave. guess its a case of 'its funny cuz it's true'

🙂

casey

 

[steph]

Thank you Casey!

And Danimal, you are REALLY gonna get it now!
XOXO

 

[GIGGLES32]

Yes steph you gotta get him know! What some help?

 

[steph]

Have you ever seen the SIZE of him babe? He's about 8 feet tall, I'll take all the help I can get! 😛
XOXO

 

[GIGGLES32]

Then I am going to help you steph! Let's get him! Anymore volunteers? Giggle!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Can't catch me!

:::shakes fanny at ya'll::: "Nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!"

Tracy'll just LOVE to help you girls TRY to get me... what a shame that ya'll couldn't tickle your collective way out of a wet paper bag! Did I mention the "Nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!" part yet? Hee! 😛 😉 🙄

 

[GIGGLES32]

Come on steph now we really have to get him the little stinker is teasing us!

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

Steph and Giggles32 creating mischief again. Wow what a surprise. Can't you keep those ladies tied down? Need stronger rope?

 

[GIGGLES32]

Giggle! Giggle!

 

[BellaRisa]

Re: Can't catch me!

:::shakes fanny at ya'll::: "Nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!"

Thank you for tonight's wrong vision right after I close my eyes. I wanna see you actually DO this as NEST. I will give you a dollar and never ask the gods for another thing 😎

"what a shame that ya'll couldn't tickle your collective way out of a wet paper bag!"

Oh, I dunno...a few thousand customers have told me I'm pretty good..

Bellabrat

"For every woman that made a fool of a man, there's a woman who made a man of a fool."

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

That it Giggles32. I would keep you tied up.

 

[steph]

He's a BIG stinker hon, trust me on this! 😛

XOXO
PS~are you and Thunder coming this weekend to the play party?? His sweetie is coming all the way from NY!

Come on steph now we really have to get him the little stinker is teasing us!

 

[natural tickler]

Re: Re: Can't catch me!

Thank you for tonight's wrong vision right after I close my eyes. I wanna see you actually DO this as NEST. I will give you a dollar and never ask the gods for another thing 😎

"what a shame that ya'll couldn't tickle your collective way out of a wet paper bag!"

Oh, I dunno...a few thousand customers have told me I'm pretty good..

Bellabrat

"For every woman that made a fool of a man, there's a woman who made a man of a fool."

and come NEST time, bella, I would love to see how good you really are😀

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

who is a big stinker?

 

[steph]

Dan the Man is the big stinker and NT, go flirt on your own thread, baby!
XOXO