Our Biographies

[Neutron]

One of the things we do on the history boards I frequent is post a bio about every year or so, usually around X Mas time. Since I can't find it's ever been done here I figure I'll start.

Name: Neutron
Age: 43 on May 24th.
Nationality: American
Race: Human, mixture of Polish and Dutch
Location: Michigan
Grew Up: Just south of Cleveland
Occupation: Nuclear Engineer
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: John Lennon
Outlook on life: Cynically Optimistic
Military Experience: 6 Years US Navy Submarine Special Projects
Hobbies: Movies, Engineering, Reading (Naval History), Working out
Hair color: Black, turning REAL grey!
Eyes: Dark Brown
Height: 5 feet 11 3/4
Weight : About 235 Pounds
Build: Stocky, Muscular. Thick chest
Piercings: Left Ear, Skull and crossbones ear ring.
Former Jobs: NFL Strong Safety, Baseball Ump, Pumped Gas. Gardener
Nicknames: Bam Bam, Key, Crucifix, Dumbass, Big B, Little B, Bruhaha
Education: 2 Years Oberlin College, BS in Nuke Eng Idaho State, BS Mechanical Eng :Berkeley, BS Electrical Eng: Toledo.
Favorite movies: Blade, Blade 2, Vampires, Soldier
Actress That Turns Me On: Kate Winslet
Sexiest Woman: Jennie Finch
Favorite Books: The Fatal Shore (Best history book ever written). Don Quixote (Those of you who can read should read this book, 98 % of you won't understand it, those who do will see the TMF in a new light.
Fave Comic Book: Groo
Favorite NFL Team : Da Raidahs
Favorite NHL Team: The Avs
Admires: Honesty and Integrity
When Annoyed: Taps right index finger on table and says "Don't Task Me"
When really annoyed: Taps Right Index finger and says "Ya Might Wanna Rethink That"
On The Death Penalty: We don't use it enough
On Human Equality: You're only as equal as you make yourself to be, and no one is equal to me.
Favorite Food: Steak
Favorite Drink: Diet Cherry Coke
Favorite Desert: Ice Cream
Favorite Fruit: Banana
Life Motto: Some motherfucker is always trying to ice skate uphill
I Do Believe: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Word Of advice: The state appointed psychiatrist is not your friend


There ya go, that's me.


Darth Neutron

 

[qjakal]

Okay...I'll play.

Here's moi:


Name: Qjakal
Age: 49
Nationality: American
Race: Italian/American Indian/Dutch
Location: Long Island, NY
Grew Up: Everywhere--army brat
Occupation: Retired Ex-Businessman/Entrepenuer
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: John Glenn
Outlook on life: Cynically Optimistic
Military Experience: ROTC / Civilian Advisory Board/Think Tank
Hobbies: Reading,Racquetball,Boxing, Gardening, Weight Lifting
Hair color: Clear....or none...lol
Eyes: Yellow/hazel
Height: 5 feet 11 1/2
Weight : About 200 Pounds
Build: Wide, Muscular , Thick upper legs (think "soccer player thunder thighs")
Piercings: None...got issued sufficient supply of holes in my head
Former Jobs: Security, Management at many levels, Owner, various real estate positions. Mostly independent corporations and partnerships such as laundromats and dry cleaners
Nicknames: Q, Jakal , Trouble
Education: 5 years at SUNY Buffalo, BA. Ongoing at various technical and business schools when employed at PepsiCo
Favorite movies: Blade, Blade 2, Network News ,Groundhog Day
Actress That Turns Me On: Joey Heatherton
Sexiest Woman: Sophia Loren
Favorite Books: Stranger In A Strange Land, Uncle Johns Bathroom Readers
Fave Comic Book: Legion Of Super Heroes
Favorite Fictional Characters: The Shadow, Calvin, Unus the Untouchable
Favorite NFL Team : The Bills
Favorite NHL Team: none...
Favorite Baseball Team: NY Mets...sigh
Admires: team players who can check their egos at the door when necessary and get the job done
When Annoyed: Sighs and stares with squinty eyes focused on offending subject
When really annoyed: Stands and declares such with remedy for same...
On The Death Penalty: Not sure...but leave my damn family alone or you'll never have to even worry about making it that far.
On Abortion: I have absolutely no idea if it's right
On Human Equality: A good concept in theory, but I like my doctors to be smarter than my garbagemen
Favorite Food: Lasagna
Favorite Drink: coffee
Favorite Desert: Krispy Kremes
Favorite Fruit: Banana
Favorite Music: Classic/Hard Rock, but a bit of every genre really
Life Motto: The wheel turns and I intend to be the one steering it...
Word Of advice: Many things, both people and situations, are NOT what they appear to be at first. Proceed with caution.

 

[4Pawz]

Name: 4Pawz
Age: 22
Nationality: American
Race: German/French/Dutch/English/Belgian/American Indian/Latino/others I don't know
Location: Aridzona
Grew Up: Everywhere--navy brat
Occupation: self employed
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Jim Carey
Outlook on life: Prepared Optomistic
Military Experience: Army ROTC
Hobbies: Reading,fighting,working out,working with animals,talking with friends
Hair color: dark brown
Eyes: hazel/they change
Height: 5 feet 4 inches
Weight : About 110 pounds
Build: Muscular
Piercings: ears

Education: BA in Criminal Justice and Spanish
Favorite movies: Ace Ventura movies,Shrek,K-9 movies
Actor That Turns Me On: Jim Carey
Sexiest Man: Personal Friend of Mine
Favorite Books: Serpico,The Sign of the Beaver,Stormy
Fave Comic Book: Calvin and Hobbes 🙂
Favorite NFL Team : Cardinals (gotta support the home team)
Favorite NHL Team: Coyotes
Admires: Friends who are there no matter what, and people who practice what they preach
When Annoyed: goes silent and glares
When really annoyed: Paces,glaring,eyes are orangish/redish/goldish, silent or speaking forcefully
On The Death Penalty: depends on the situation
On Abortion: again depends on the totality of the circumstances
On Human Equality: Each must strive for their own, could be better, could be worse
Favorite Food: onion rings and pizza
Favorite Drink: Coke
Favorite Desert: Poptarts (smores)
Favorite Fruit: Limes!!!!!
Life Motto: one decides their own success and destiny, hard work and persistance will pay off in the end
Word Of advice: Learn about things before you speak of them, don't make statements out of ignorance

 

[Battousai]

Name: Battousai
Age: 19
Nationality: Kiwi
Race: English
Location: New Zealand, Bay of Plenty
Grew Up: Various places in England
Occupation: Student
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Me, failing that, Black Mage from 8-Bit Theater
Outlook on life: Slightly optomistic
Military Experience: N/A
Hobbies: Anime, manga, reading, role playing, computers
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eyes: Green
Height: Not sure
Weight : About 150-160 pounds (I'm on a diet)
Build: Smallish
Piercings: None
Former Jobs: Assistant in a gaming shop and assistant secretary
Nicknames: Battousai, Hitokiri Battousai, Battousai no Kenshin, Bussani, Pan-kun
Education: Several different computer courses, mostly leaning towards programing and web-design
Favorite movies: Short Circuit, Short Circuit 2, Terminator 2, Ah! My Goddess
Actor That Turns Me On: None =P
Sexiest Woman: My girlfriend!
Favorite Books: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Shogun

Fave Comic Book: Ranma ½
Favorite NFL Team : The what now?
Favorite NHL Team: This must be some American thing...or sports thing...XD
Admires: People who go for their dreams no matter what
When Annoyed: I goes silent
When really annoyed: I take it out on my wall (And have the holes to prove it)
On The Death Penalty: Depends on what they did, of course
On Abortion: I don't have an opinion unless it was my business (IE, my child), in which case I would most definatly disagree.
On Human Equality: Everyone should be treated equally
Favorite Food: Chicken
Favorite Drink: Yazoo Chocolate Milk (Can only get that in England/Europe though..)
Favorite Desert: Chocolate Gatto
Favorite Fruit: Banana's
Life Motto: Sometimes lifes good, sometimes its bad. Just remember that it never stays one way or the other
Word Of advice: Try your best to reach your dreams; anythings a possibility

 

[Limeoutsider]

Name: Lime
Age: 19
Nationality: US
Race: slow
Location: PA
Grew Up: Ca/PA
Occupation: Student
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: God, rich
Outlook on life: ick
Military Experience: N/A
Hobbies:reading, computers, video games, movies, pool
Hair color: We canna tell anymore
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5 5 ish
Weight: Too high to name
Build: football player
Piercings: Traditional ears
Former Jobs: Operator
Nicknames: None that Im aware of
Education: HS, some college
Favorite movies: Maverick with Mel Gibson, Lilo and Stitch
Actor That Turns Me On: Lance
Sexiest Woman:
Favorite Books: Fear Nothing and Seize the night, dean koontz

Fave Comic Book: Cartoon character is Marvin the Martian
Favorite NFL Team : Cowboys
Favorite NHL Team: Toronto and NJ
Admires: People who stick up for themselves
When Annoyed: I goes silent
When really annoyed: bad things :
On The Death Penalty: Depends on what they did, of course
On Abortion: disagree
On Human Equality: Everyone should be treated equally
Favorite Food: Chicken
Favorite Drink: Dr Pepper
Favorite Desert: Chocolate
Favorite Fruit: Oranges
Life Motto: Its not half empty or half full, its in need of a refill
Word Of advice: Dont give in.

 

[Neutron]

Wow!

Quite the varied group we have here. JUst so ya all know, you can put whatever criteria down you want. You don't need to put down a sexiest woman, If you want make it sexiest man, animal or whatever.

Also for those non North Amerikaners. NFL and NHL are sports leagues, Feel free to substitute whatever your fave sports teams are.

Also anyone can put whatever they'd like here. It's your biography, or snapshot of you if you will.

I forgot. Fave Musical groups

KId Rock, Beatles, The Who, Sheryl Crow, Parliament Funkedelic, Hendrix, Kenny WAyne Shepard.


Darth Neutron

 

[TKpervert]

Wow, compared to you folks, I'm boring.

age: too old
favorite music artist: Donna Summer
Hobbies: golf, computers, golf
sexiest actress: Renee Zellwegger
occupation: computer programmer (MVS systems)
build: 6', 190
grew up: La Jolla (San Diego)
death penalty: yes
abortion: no
politics: Republican
hair color: some
favorite fruit: banana
human equality: prosper on your merits. some need help and should get it.
advice: look to the future and save for it.

 

[sole seeker]

Name: sole seeker - I have a passion for tickling women's feet. 😀

Sex: male

Age: 50

Marital status: happily married

Nationality: American

Race: Sweedish, Irish, Dutch, American Indian (Cherokee)

Grew Up: Washington D.C.

Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: a person with an open mind

Outlook on life: Cynically Optimistic

Height: 6 feet 1

Weight: 220 Pounds

Nicknames: Sole, Hero (given to me by a coworker), Sasquach

Hobbies: Reading, Billiards, Taping Movies, Working on my farm, writing notes on women's restroom walls about how well-hung us guys with big feet are. 😛

Education: BS Criminal Justice/Psychology/Sociology

Favorite movies: Down Periscope, Jeremiah Johnson, The Quiet Man

Actress That Turn Me On: Elizabeth Montgomery, Barbara Eden,

Something I find sexy in a woman: intelligence, a sense of humor.

Favorite Books: Pillars of the Earth, The Red Dragon

Admire: courage, honesty, intelligence

Favorite Foods: Shellfish, Lasagna, Pizza

Favorite Drink: coffee, diet soda, Irish whiskey on the rocks

Favorite Desert: Boston Cream Pie

Life Motto: keep my honor intact.

Words Of advice: Life is hard - not fair. Never quit!

 

[ShiningIce]

NAME : ShiningIce

AGE : 21

ETHNICITY : Black, 1/4 Chinese

HAIR COLOR : Black

EYE COLOR : Brown

HEIGHT : 6'3

WEIGHT : 175LBS

BUILD : Athletic

GREW UP : Washington DC, Uruguay, Brazil, Chile, Argentina, Spain, England, Maryland, St.Louis, Kansas City, Berkeley


HOBBIES : Track, weight lifting, movies, reading, writing, video games,

EDUCATION : Junior in college

FAV MOVIE : Neverending Story

FAV COMIC : Calvin and Hobbes

FAV BOOK : LOTR

WHEN ANNOYED : Takes the problem apart peace by peace

SEXIEST WOMAN : Janet Jackson

ACTRESS THAT TURNS ME ON : Kristin Kruek

I BELIEVE : Destiny exists and everyone a part to play

MOTTO : The world belongs to those who step forward and let their light shine

 

[kurchatovium]

Name: Kurchatovium
Sex: male
Age: 44
Marital status: Single
Nationality: American
Race: Italian
Grew Up: Southern California (Totally radical man)
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Albert Einstein
Outlook on life: Humorously Optimistic
Military Experience: none
Occupation: Chemist
Hair color: black
Eyes: brown
Height: 5 foot 10
Weight: About 180 Pounds
Build: Lets just say I look better than Ron Jeremey
Piercings: None
Nicknames: kurtch
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Art, Computers
Education: Ph.D. in Chemistry
Favorite movies: Pi, 2001, Dark City
Actress That Turn Me On: Nicole Kidman
Favorite Books: The Periodic Table, Five Ages of The Universe
Admire: courage, honesty, intelligence
When Annoyed: I try never to get annoyed its a waste of time.
On The Death Penalty: Use it. Time to ween the herd.
On Abortion: Personally against it but its not sometthing the goverment has a right to be involved in.
Favorite Foods: orange marmalade (surprised huh), Pasta, Pizza, Lasgna, Chinese food
Favorite Drink: orange soda, Coffee
Favorite Desert: Chocolate mousse Cake, Ice Cream, Donuts.
Life Motto: Life is too tragic to be taken seriously.
Words Of advice: Never look for trouble because it is always looking for you.

 

[THE THREAD]

Name: THE THREAD
Sex: Not Applicable
Age: Less than a year old
Marital status: Single
Nationality: Not Applicable
Race: Not Applicable
Grew Up: Live in Southern California with my friend kurchatovium
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: A superhero like Superman
Outlook on life: Optimistic
Military Experience: none
Occupation: Chief Scientific Officer for Kurchatovium Thread Technologies and Phelgm Inc.
Hair color: Not Applicable
Eyes: bright blue
Height: 5 foot
Weight: 2.275 pounds
Build: Perfectly Spherical
Piercings: None
Nicknames: Threadie
Hobbies: Making marmalade, bouncing, being a superhero, Computers
Education: The universe
Favorite movies: Star Trek movies
Favorite Books: Bible, All of Stephen Hawkings books
Admire: courage, honesty, intelligence, loyalty
When Annoyed: I never get annoyed.
Favorite Foods: Hyperplasma marmalade
Favorite Drink: Singularity Soda
Favorite Desert: Quark Donuts
Life Motto: Love is the foundation upon which God builds his miracles (kurtch told me that but I love it)
Words Of advice: Get a teddy they are are little pieces of God in cuddly packages.

 

[Haltickling]

Name: Hal
Age: 46
Nationality: German
Confession: None (agnostic/neo-existentialist)
Political: European kind of Libertarian, cosmopolitical
Location: Munich, Germany
Grew Up: between Munich and the Alps
Occupation: Travel Agent (presently unemployed)
Outlook on life: Skeptical / realistic
Military Experience: Yes, the details are none of your business
Hobbies: Reading, Foreign Languages, Traveling, Ethnology, Cosmology, World Politics, and last not least: everything about tickling
Hair color: dark brown
Eyes: brown
Height: 6 feet 2
Weight : About 250 Pounds
Build: Spacious… 🙂 (Some traffic jam around the center)
Piercings: None
Former Jobs: Been a Travel Agent for more than 25 years in different positions
Education: 4 years Elementary School, 9 years “Gymnasium” (something between High School and College), 2 ½ years apprenticeship (we learn our jobs here!), a lot of self-education, evening courses, and weekend seminars
Favorite movies: Sirens, The Name of the Rose
Actress That Turns Me On: Christina Plate (a German actress)
Sexiest Woman: Heidi Klum (a German model)
Favorite Book: A Brief History of Time (Stephen W. Hawking)
Other favorite authors: James Clavell, Robert Ludlum, Agatha Christie, Dorothy Sayers, J.K. Rowling, Ephraim Kishon, Karl May (and a few other Germans you won't know)
Favorite Comic Book: Garfield
Admires: People like Mother Teresa
When Annoyed: Becomes rather taciturn and formal
When really annoyed: Bet you don’t want to experience that…
On The Death Penalty: Absolutely against; it’s something for dictators and primitives, not for civilized people
On Abortion: Pro, but only under certain limited circumstances defined by German law
On Human Equality: All humans are born equal, and they die as equals. The difference lies in the limited time span between…
Favorite Food: Lamb Carree Provençale with Ratatouille and Pommes Dauphins, most Italian food
Favorite Drink: Bavarian Beer, any kind of fruit juice
Favorite Desert: Assorted Cheese or Frozen Fruit Juice
Favorite Fruits: Banana and Kiwi
Life Motto: Humor dies last
Word Of advice: Nobody is the center of the world, not even you!

 

[Limeoutsider]

Favorite Musical Groups: Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, 50 Cent, Eminem, Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, Kid Rock, The GTA CD complations, Matchbox 20, Billy Joel, Barenaked Ladies, Xibit, MeatLoaf (ok just one of his cds, bat out of hell 2), Nelly, nsync

 

[Neutron]

See..

You learn some interesting things from these biographies, and find out you have all sorts of things in common with others that you most likely woulndn't have even suspected.

For instance I too am a huge Calvin And Hobbes fan and fully believe that at times Scientific Progress goes boink.

LOL And what warm blooded male doesn't know who Heidi Klum is?? !!

This forum has 1000s of members. I'm hoping we get 100s of these biographies.


Tron

 

[maverick83]

Name: Jason Everetts
Age: 19. 20 on June 12.
Sex: Dare I speak the all-too-redundant joke, here? ….nah. Anyway, take a look at my sig pic. If you can’t tell, ease up on the narcotics.
Hair: Black. Actually, very dark brown, but it looks black.
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6’0”
Weight: 160 lbs.
Location: East PA
Grew up: See “location”
Outlook: Laid back
General Demeanor: Fiercely Independent
Military Experience: None. I have a negative view of the military.
Hobbies: Video games, mostly RPGs, writing (or typing, rather), theorizing about the “mysteries” of life and the universe, technological stuff.
Nicknames: Well, there’s “maverick”, but that one’s kinda self-appointed. Other than that, none.
On Capital Punishment: Only if absolutely necessary. Too often, it is supported as a means of fulfilling a primitive need for vengence.
On Human Equality: To say that we are all “equal” is to attempt to assign specific values to all of one’s traits. I refuse to compare myself with anyone else. I am not better, not worse, but still not necessarily “equal”. (Wrap your mind around that!) I honestly don’t know if we are all “equal”, or what criteria said equality would be based on. Most say that we are, without thinking about what it really means, because it is the socially acceptable answer.
Life Motto: Society is a hypocrisy. Do what you believe to be right, and don’t worry about who agrees with you.

 

[kurchatovium]

THE POST

Name: THE POST
Sex: Male
Age: Less than a month old
Marital status: Single
Nationality: Not Applicable
Race: Teddy Bear
Grew Up: Live in Southern California with my friend kurchatovium
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Like the Carebears only cuter
Outlook on life: Very Very Optimistic
Military Experience: none
Occupation: Being a cuddly widdle teddy bear
Hair color: Pink
Eyes: Brown
Height: 2 foot
Weight: 4 pounds
Build: Adorable and Cuddly
Piercings: None
Nicknames: Postie
Hobbies: Making friends, Spreading wuv, and helping people
Education: none
Favorite movies: I haven't seen any movies yet.
Favorite Books: Bible, All the Winnie the Pooh books
Admire: compassion, honesty, loyalty, friendship
When Annoyed: I never get annoyed.
Favorite Foods: Teddies don't eat..hehe
Favorite Drink: Teddies don't eat..hehe
Favorite Desert: Teddies don't eat..hehe
Life Motto: WUV, WUV, WUV, WUV, WUV
Words Of advice: All things are possible with wuv. Wuv made me and THE THREAD possible. So wuv everybody.

 

[amk714]

Name: Alexander Kim
Age: 27, for now.
Nationality: American
Race: Asian
Location: California (West Side!)
Grew Up: Oxnard/LA/Orange County, and still growing up.
Occupation: Student, except when I'm not studying.
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Me! (See above.)
Outlook on life: Positive most of the time.
Military Experience: Conscientious objector
Hobbies: Is surfing the net a hobby?
Hair color: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Height: 5 feet 8 inches
Weight : About 150 Pounds
Build: Thin (Non-athletic)
Piercings: No way!
Former Jobs: None, but I'll work for money.
Nicknames: Um, Alex, I guess.
Education: Still going on.
Favorite movies: Matrix, X-Men, James Bond, and other action stuff.
Actress That Turns Me On: Too many to list here.
Sexiest Woman: See above.
Favorite Books: Wish I read enough to know.
Fave Comic Book: I only watch big-screen adaptations, sorry.
Favorite NFL Team : Whoever wins the Super Bowl.
Favorite NHL Team: Ducks (Stanley Cup finals!)
Favorite NBA Team: Lakers (We'll win next year.)
Admires: Anyone who is not a jerk.
When Annoyed: Says, "That's annoying."
When really annoyed: Says, "That's really annoying."
On The Death Penalty: Get rid of it!
On Human Equality: We're all different, so we're not equal, but that doesn't mean we can't treat each other with respect.
Favorite Food: Anything edible.
Favorite Drink: Anything with caffeine in it (coffee, soda, tea).
Favorite Desert: Anything sweet.
Favorite Fruit: Anything that grows on trees and is not poisonous.
Life Motto: Don't screw up or screw others and you're fine.
I Do Believe: That I'm not invincible.
Word Of advice: Have fun, but play nice!

 

[LayDeeMe]

Name: Yes, I have one.
Age: 27
Nationality: North American
Race: No thank you, I'd lose. Ethnicity: Heinz 57 of European countries
Location: Ohio
Grew Up: Not yet, but I'm getting there, though I don't ever really want to grow up all the way.
Occupation: Dispatcher seeking an Art Teaching position
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: My Mom?
Outlook on life: Humorous
Military Experience: Zilch
Hobbies: Arts & crafts, movies, music, books, is working a hobby?
Hair color: Blonde
Eyes: Blue/gray/green
Height: 5 feet 7 inches
Weight : 195 lbs.
Build: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Or better yet, according to Freddy Mercury & Queen, I make the world go 'round.
Piercings: One in each ear, and sometimes my voice can be.
Former Jobs: Day care attendent, Toys R Us cashier, bus driver, drive-in movie theatre, Parking Lot attendent at Walt Disney World MGM Studios, caricature artist at Sea World of Ohio, sold wallpaper
Nicknames: Bubbles, Mom, Dee
Education: BA in Fine Arts from Kent State Univ, teaching certification from Cleveland State

Favorite movies: Chasing Amy, Dogma, Star Wars original trilogy, Indiana Jones, LOTR, you know I have way too many to list.
Actor That Turns Me On: Ben Affleck
Sexiest Man: Oddly, not Ben Affleck
Favorite Books: I've read a lot of good books, but I don't think I have a favorite. Just like with the movies, I can't pick just one (I ride the fence, what can I say)
Fave Comic Book: Danger Girl
Favorite NFL Team : Cleveland Browns
Favorite WNBA Team: Cleveland Rockers
Admires: Honesty, Humor, and Sense of Self
When Annoyed: Gets exasperated tone to voice and answers in clipped sentences
When really annoyed: Cuts off human contact for a while
On The Death Penalty: Eye for an eye
On Human Equality: For the most part, everyone has the same basic make-up. Everybody is better at something than someone else, and everybody is worse at something than someone else, so it all balances out, thus equality.
Favorite Food: Pizza, because it can be so versatile
Favorite Drink: Diet Pepsi Twist
Favorite Desert: Anything chocolate
Favorite Fruit: Cherries
Life Motto: Don't take life too seriously.
I Do Believe: in fairies and Santa Claus and ghosts and angels and witches, maybe vampires, not zombies, maybe killer bees.. where am I going with this?!?!?
Word Of advice: Treat others as you want to be treated; do we not realize how much better this world would be if we did this more often? Unless you're into abusing yourself.. then.. umm.. treat others better than you want to be treated. 🙂

 

[BigJim]

OMG!!! 😱 A thread where I get to waffle about myself for hours on end? Good diea Mike!

Okey-dickie-dokey, I'll start with Tron's categories and progress to a few of my own.

Name: Big Jim
Age: 25 on the 3rd of May, 2003.
Nationality: British.
Race: Caucasian.
Ethnicity: Nine tenths WASP and one tenth Jewish.
Location: A town called Andover in Hampshire, southern Eng-a-land.
Grew Up: NEar a city called Salisbury in Wilshire, south of Eng-a-land.
Occupation: "Civil servant."
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: David Banner. (Lot of pent up agression in there somewhere.)
Outlook on life: A mixture of the eternal optimist and the eternal cynic. Frighteningly like his Darth-ness to be honest. 😱
Military Experience: Bugger all.
Hobbies: Martial arts, tickling, sucking toes, cricket, reading, computers, dogs and writing.
Hair color: Black with faint highlights of red. (If viewed from 44.375 degrees elvation at sunset on the summer solstice.)
Eyes: Bluey-greyey-shit colour by moonlight.
Height: 6 feet 4 inches.
Weight : About 240 lbs, but it would be about 275 if I got my lazy candy-ass back into training for the first time in over 2 years.
Build: Good day- Lou Ferrigno after 10 years of alcoholism and really letting himself go. Bad Day- Private Pile from Full Metal Jacket. Too many fucking jam doughnuts. 🙁
Piercings: What do you think I am, a poof? 😀
Former Jobs: Security guard, supermarket stock assistant, military storeman and a couple of utterly miserable spells working in kitchens. NEVER AGAIN!!!
Nicknames: Jim, Jay, Jame, gi, smeg-head, villie-vondie (you gotta be a Wiltshire local to understand that one) officer, ossifer (dpending on how drunk the punter is), git, tosspot, knob-knibbler and sheep-worryer. (All of the last 4 bestowed upon me by TSS.)
Education: Sadly I was removed from school at the age of 15, due to an impending mental/emotional/nervous breakdown; due to being horrendously bullied. Largely to due to the numbfucks who passed for teachers not being able to imagine a pupil who was a foot taller than most in his year being utterly shite at defending himself.
Favorite movies: The impending Hulk movie(not seen it yet, but I'm CERTAIN it will be!), Close Encounters, anything Austin Powers, Superman (even if it is unashamed American Propaganda) and satirical comedies.
Actress That Turns Me On: Katherine Heigle, Heather Graham and Dominique Swain.
Sexiest Woman: Any that habitually bare their feet.
Favorite Books: Somehow Tron being a fan of the windmill tilter doesn't surprise me. My favourites are the courtney sagas by Wilbur Smith, the Dark Tower series by tephen King, the Starbuck and Sharpe novels by Bernard Cornwell, Hornblower by C.S. Forrester and the Boliho series by Alexander Kent.
Fave Comic Book: Do I really have to answer that? Just look at my member pic for smeg's sake!
Favorite Football Team (that's soccer to all y'all collonials): Manchester United. Football actually bores the arse off of me, but all my family have been fanatical Man U supporters since 1948, so I inherited it.
Admires: The abilities of flexibility, being open to oher possibilities all the time and forgiveness.
When Annoyed:1/ Thinks of an excuse to give the turd who's annoying me a parking ticket. 2/ Develops a pathetic, girly whine for a voice. WAnrs annoying person not to make me angry, because the would'nt like me when I'm angry.
When really annoyed: Writes a 10,000 word post explaining why the person who pissed me off could'nt run a whelk stall on Camden Market and has the mental capacity of a deficient 5 year old.
On The Death Penalty: Totally pointless. It achieves nothing except to temporarilly and unsatisfyingly feed the need for public vengeance. Has no reasons for it's existence other than that.
On Human Equality: Everyone creates their own physical reality from what is inside them. Different people have different capabilities for envisioning a positive mental image and then creating it outside.
Favorite Food: Anything Italian, or a really hot Chinese or Indian curry. You know, the sort that mkes your sphincter go down for a drink when you sit on the crapper the next morning?
Favorite Drink: Alcohol-bitter. Non-alcohol-Tea.
Favorite Desert: Banoffee pie.
Favorite Fruit: Liberace.
Life Motto: I've got 2 actually.
If you want to change some things in your life, you've got to change some things in your life.
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
I Do Believe: There's nothing that can't be done, that you can envision.
Word Of advice: Please don't vomit in my cap sir, or I'll have to charge you with assault of my toe-cap with your testicles.
Most Burning Question: Who the fuck is Heidi Klum?

 

[Admiral Trouser]

Name: Daniel Mark Stubbs. And proud of it, too.
Age: 19, but going on 45 it feels...
Nationality: Britain, Land Of Cupcakes.
Ethnicity: English, which probably leaves me open to being a whole mixed bag of ethnicity, right?
Location: for those of you that are interested...Stoke On Trent, the Midlands. The biggest hive of villany and scumbags in the Universe.
Grew up: Thankfully, yes.
Occupation: Vagabond student, currently mascarading as a Salesmen in a store, the exact name of this store will be kept indisclosed for the sake of my own pride and dignity, such as it is.
Who I want to be: The next Raging Lord Such. Bwahahaha.....
Outlook on life: an odd mix of optomism and practicality where neccesaty calls for it.
Hobbies: Seriously? I play alot of games on the internet to releive stress, but I also like my fiction, and then everynow and again I attempt to write my own...lol....
Appearance: Tall (6"1), blue eyes, dark hair, big nose lol. Fairly thin and light in build, but current occupation is apparantly padding me out, it seems.
Nicknames: Stubbo, Cranefly (bzzz!) and my online alter-ego, Gerrard.
Education: Currently waiting for my place at Keele University to study philosophy and politics: The latter is my passion, the former is a viable career lol.
Favourates:
Films: Fargo, The Godfather, WithNail and I, Star Trek the Wrath of Karn (no sniggering, please). Many more that elude me right now.
Books: 1984, The Dark Tower Trilogy (to BJ, my favourate being the first for its sheer beauty of prose), Anything by Terry Pratchett, His Dark Materials Trilogy by Phillip Pullman...superior to Harry Potter in every way, I feel.
Music: My tastes in music are pretty varied, but you can put me down as a rock-person if you want to pin-point me. Therefore, Hotel California by the Eagles and In the Name of Love by U2 I consider classics. Listen to them and enjoy 🙂
Actress that turns me on: Ensign Cuttler from Enterprise, aka Kelly Waymire. She's just so....so.....*sigh*....
Sexiest woman: Liv Tyler.
Admires: The ability to see others faults....and then to live with them. Including mine. lol. That and an appreciation of the fact that you're point of view is merely that.
When Annoyed: I try not to. My temper, when it flies, doesn't fly, it goes into orbit and spews the flames of gods own fury upon those around me. I can be a bit of a harsh bastard when I want (or need) to be.
Motto: "Freeze, Rebel Scum!"
I beleive: In apriori truths and most of Cartesian Rationalism, although dualism as an argument sucks in a big, big way. A shame, because to many it makes sense to them in some way.
Aim in Life: To promptly read Don Quixiote, understand it, and then laugh at Neutron. After that, world domination seems to have its fair share of advantages these days...
A word of advice: Insanity does not run in my family. It gallops. You have been warned....

 

[Neutron]

Hey LayDeeMe..

You have email young lady.

LOL Man some of these replies are damn amusing, I sort of figured Big Jim would give me a good laugh. AT too.

Keep them coming. i'm finding reading about ya'll is fascinating.

Darth Neutron

 

[BigJim]

Admiral the Dark Tower series ain't a trilogy, it's currently a quadrilogy. (Or whateevr the right word is, it's four books anyhow.)

I presume you've read The Gunslinger, The Drawing Of The Three and The Wastelands, well the fourth is called Wizard And Glass. According to King in it, there will be 7 by the time he's finished. At the current rate of publication he won't live long enough. 😡

 

[BigJim]

Re: Hey LayDeeMe..

I sort of figured Big Jim would give me a good laugh.

I have my uses your Darth-ness. 😀

BTW, I kinda figure that most mods heard my desire to be a TMF mod the same way most people reacted when they heard your desire to be high-court judge.

 

[Marauder]

Name: Timo Broecker
Age: 28, feeling 50ish
Nationality: German
Race: Outdated concept, no longer applicable to modern cross-national globalized society.
Location: Bremen, Germany
Grew Up: See above. Horrible little burg, really. Doesn't even have a subway system. No subway franchises, either, which is a good thing, I guess.
Occupation: CompSci college student, which doesn't count as an occupation, so I'll put my current job into this slot: Stage Technician at the theater.
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Emperor Ming
Outlook on life: Manic depressive, cynical, pretty much "Fuckall".
Military Experience: 1 Year German army, infantry. Basic training. Best shot of my company. Voted the "one most likely to crack and kill us all" by my peers. Was officially forbidden to walk at the back of a column when carrying a gun because "it made the other soldiers profoundly uneasy". Left with honors.
Hobbies: Dancing, reading, role-playing, arguing, having destructive brawls and hurting myself and others in a playful way (ow)
Hair color: Dirty blond, ALWAYS dyed blue-black 'cause it's more goth and such.
Eyes: Blue (and quite enticing, I'm assured. rrAAAWRRrr.)
Height: 5'8'' or somesuch. 1.78 m, anyway. Sheesh. Go metric already.
Weight: 78 kg, which would be... 160 pounds? I don't know and don't feel like looking it up... GO METRIC, DARN IT!
Build: Stocky.
Piercings: Nope, had one ear pierced, though.
Former Jobs: Heh... Everything. Printing, writing, metal working in a prototype fascility... and lots of other odds and ends. Never a real job though. *sob* Must I stay impoverished forever? Will this college life NEVER end?
Nicknames: Gonzo.
Education: College... college... nothing completed, just endless years of college...
Favorite movies: Nirvana, Cube, Natural Born Killers, Bladerunner, Edward Scissorhands
Actress That Turns Me On: Winona Ryder
Sexiest Woman: She knows who she is
Favorite Books: The Neuromancer trilogy, everything by Jack Womack
Fave Comic Book: Hard Boiled
Favorite NFL Team: I hate professional sports.
Favorite NHL Team: Yucky.
Admires: The ability to take and dish out immense amounts of physical and emotional trauma.
When Annoyed: smiles.
When really annoyed: Grins, chuckles, then bites and claws.
On The Death Penalty: Barbaric and pitifully low. A practice that labels every defender of it a sub-human jerk who should be <s>shot</s>re-educated <s>with a stick of dynamite up the ass</s>.
On Human Equality: Everyone's equal. Equally sorry to be stranded on this disgusting rock.
Favorite Food: French Fries.
Favorite Drink: Zombie (the cocktail)
Favorite Desert: Tiramisu
Favorite Fruit: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Favorite band: PJ Harvey
Life Motto: So what? We're all gonna die anyway and face oblivion, so why bother? Hand me another drink.
I Do Believe: There's only one thing I can be sure of, and that's my own existance. Everything else is just background radiation.
Word Of advice: Hold your breath until you keel over, it makes it easier for yourself. And hand me another drink.

 

[Dave2112]

Name: Dave (duhhh....)
Age: 35 Actual, 18 Apparent
Nationality: Just like Christian Slater's breakfast...100% Pure Scotch
Race: Mostly Human
Location: The Armpit of New York, also known as the Home of the Extra Chromosome
Grew Up: Not yet, but I've heard good things.
Occupation: Professional Bohemian, Part-Time Iconoclast
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Spider-Man
Outlook on life: It amuses me.
Military Experience: No official military experience, but I spent a few years as a bail-enforcement officer (PC way to say bounty hunter)
Hobbies: Swordfighting, music, reading, tickling, "gardening", cooking.
Favorite Color: Clear
Hair color: None
Eyes: Very blue
Height: 5'7"
Weight: Varies depending on how much I've smoked in a particular week, but usually around 160
Build: Athletic
Piercings: Are you nuts?
Former Jobs: Pretty much a jack-of-all-trades
Nicknames: Weasel (high school), Blade (current)
Education: A Sponge in the Sea of Knowledge
Favorite movies: Star Wars Saga, Dogma, both Cube films, Pi, Wonder Boys
Actress That Turns Me On: Jessica Alba
Sexiest Woman: Parameters redefined too often...
Favorite Books: New Jedi Order series, anything by Ayn Rand or Terry Pratchett
Fave Comic Book: No real favorite
Favorite NFL Team: Minnesota Vikings
Favorite NHL Team: New Jersey Devils
Admires: A really intricate sense of humor
When Annoyed: Meditates...or slices things up, one or the other
When really annoyed: Bolts of blue lightening and a penchant for long-distance choking
On The Death Penalty: Far too complicated to get into in one sentence.
On Human Equality: All men are created equal, some of us are just more equal than others...
Favorite Food: Food
Favorite Drink: Toss-up between a Screaming Orgasm and a Tequila Sunrise. I don't drink much (anymore), but I hate beer and usually stick with a shot of JD or tequila...or a really good Spanish wine.
Favorite Desert: Food
Favorite Fruit: Jack McFarland
Favorite band: Rush and Marillion
Life Motto: I'll let you know after I'm done with Life
I Do Believe: in illogical things, as long as they make sense.
Word Of Advice: Keep your perspective. See all. Experience more.