Paranoid delusion thread...(was bound to happen)

[Moses25]

I swear to gawd the peeps in this city give me dirty looks whenever I wear a baseball cap.

Freakin' freaks...

What the hell are you lookin' at?!?



Yeah, that's right, I'll kick your ass!! *grumble* *cough*

Cheers. 😀

P.M.S. I'm gonna marry EQ one day. 😛

 

[amk714]

I always worry that someone will hit my parked car, and look around to make sure it's all right before I get in! 😛

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Whenever I get really drunk and pass out... I always check my bed to make sure that the girl in my bed isn't something I wish I hadn't let it... LOL! j/k!!!

 

[shark]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

 

[Moses25]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Wa-wa-wa...- what are you talking about, shark?

😱

Did that dead woman put you up to this?

Cheers.😀

 

[Krokus]

Hm...

I always worry about falling and breaking my neck in the shower...

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I am always paranoid about falling asleep in the bathtub. I mean that I will drown when I do!!!

Just a crazy dillusion of mine!

 

[TickledToDeath]

They're here!
No, they're over there!😱 🙁
Wait, there is another one!!🙁 😕
Yikes! They're all over ! Everywhere! They will overtake us all!!


TTD😀

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I am afraid of this forum disappearing.

I mean, where would I spend my time???

 

[TickledToDeath]

I am afraid of this forum disappearing.

I mean, where would I spend my time???

You could spend time in a bottle....!?

"If I could spend time in a bottle..."
<Jim Crochie> (Sorry if I spelled his name wrong)

TTD😛 😉 😀

 

[JPie1]

which way did they go???




JPie

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

TTD,

That's another one of my paranoid delusions:

Being trapped in an object too small for me... like a bottle!!!😀

 

[giggleygirl25]

the bogeyman under my bed that grabs my hand after i fall asleep 😛

 

[shark]

Jim Croce.....a fine singer.

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I am absolutely frieghtened by certain random words.

Depending on the day, the words might change!

Like today the word is... "caterpillar"

And some words for everyday like... "work" and well I guess just "work".

But if you use the words "go" "work" and "now" in the same sentace, I will RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

 

[Flatfoot]

I used to have this fear of people reading my mind and discovering some really embarassing thoughts.

 

[PsYcO]

Im allergic to dying

 

[Moses25]

Im allergic to dying

LOL...so am I buddy, so am I.

Cheers.😀

 

[eXecutioner]

I'm afraid of not being popular and extremely handsome. Oh, wait...

Dammit.

 

[Moses25]

I'm afraid of not being popular and extremely handsome. Oh, wait...

Dammit.

My thoughts exactly.🙁

 

[Moses25]

"Ohhhh!! Why are people always trying to kill me?!?"

- Homer Simpson, courtesy of yours truly.

Cheers.😀