Part One of a Multi-Part Series: Michelle Ryan

[the_jimmy_james]

This is part one of a multi-part series on people who don't have blonde hair. Today is Michelle Ryan, most recently of NBC's fagged up remake of "The Bionic Woman." Take a reasonably attractive girl, put her into a show that isn't actually cool and is just the same modern reality-show based tripe with lots of jump cuts and shit and well there ya go.

Formula for Suck.

At least she's got awesome eyes.

Yeah. That's right. I went there. I was looking at her eyes.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Here's more for you to drool over.

 

[BigNorm]

it's like she says "F**k top buttons!"

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Top buttons do not concern me, Norman. I want that chest.

P.S. The last photo I posted is my absolute favorite. That's farking HOTNESS.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I like the second-to-last photo. God, those LEGS!

 

[Excess]

I'd hit it as well. And yes, I'm concerned with the middle buttons. Or just the chest. Also, she's got a nice back. AW DAMNIT ALL!