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Pecans In The Cemetery

sole seeker

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On the outskirts of a small Georgia town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Meanwhile, several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed the cemetery, he thought he heard voices from inside. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the cemetery fence, they listened intently. Then, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you're telling the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.

Straining, the old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last, they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."

They say, the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike.
 
Hilarious joke! It looks like boys were mistaken for "soul" seekers! 😛 Thanks sole seeker, and sorry for the pun, I couldn't resist. 😀
 
Great story! It reminds me of the one about the drunk who was tottering home around midnight one night, lost his way, and wandered into the cemetary where he proceeded to tumble into a newly dug open grave. He tried to scramble out, but he was a little too short and the sides were steep and slick from the recent rain. So he curled up in a corner of the grave and went to sleep.
An hour or so later, another fellow who had been working late and was taking a short cut home pitched headlong into the same grave. As he was trying to climb out, the drunk woke up. He watched the second man's struggles for a minute or so, then got up, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "You can't get out."

But he did.
 
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