People With Nothing Better To Do

[Kalamos]

Remember kids...............Soylent green is people

Now with only 99.9% ground human.
Not for external use.
Do not ingest after midnight.
Do not fondle, tickle or otherwise disturb unless first provoked.
Extended use can prove lethal.
Please drive with caution.
Thanks for your collaboration.
EOF.

 

[BigJim]

The one thing I will not slow to avoid is a pigeon. Fucking bags of shit with wings, with homing devices guided to my everfucking paintwork!

 

[Kalamos]

The one thing I will not slow to avoid is a pigeon. Fucking bags of shit with wings, with homing devices guided to my everfucking paintwork!

Flawless.

 

[subZer0]

I see it all as natural selection. If an animal is too bloody stupid to get out of the way, it's basically nature saying: "oi - you stupid little twat. Get out of the gene pool."

 

[isabeau]

Mmm... humans...

Mmm....Kalamos's.....lol..

 

[locker669]

What if you swerved to avoid it and crashed and died? Then they'd be saying how you should have just hit it and better that an animal dies than a person.

 

[He-Man]

humbug...

poor rabbit....how could you? ......

Hey, it's not HIS fault that Thumper got thumped. Oh well, I guess there'll be a few less eggs for kids to find at Easter.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

You know, if you're not careful on this side of the water, the person you berate for doing this just might pull out something skillfully concealed, and perforate you.

Sanctimony usually, one way or another, receives its just desserts in the end.

 

[BigJim]

You know, if you're not careful on this side of the water, the person you berate for doing this just might pull out something skillfully concealed, and perforate you.

Sanctimony usually, one way or another, receives its just desserts in the end.

I knew there was a reason I liked America. 😀

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Actually, I think what Headsnap should've done was go over and pee on the guy's car. Actually, again...maybe not. Might be more indicative of my own shortcomings in the communications department than anything else 😛

 

[SlaverTickler]

I like rabbits.

I've never been wronged by a bunny, but a delivery driver, thats different. People suck, god save the rabbits.

 

[Headsnap]

You know, if you're not careful on this side of the water, the person you berate for doing this just might pull out something skillfully concealed, and perforate you.

Sanctimony usually, one way or another, receives its just desserts in the end.

Amen to that. It's pissed with rain practically every day since then, so if Professor VonBothersworth was indeed on holiday it has been a very wet, very shit holiday. If I was of a religious persuasion I could probably ret-con the shitty weather into some karmic retribution for him wasting my time and his with his lamentations and whatnot. Fucking southerners. Fairies to a man.

 

[Dussicar]

Black pudding is a wonderful thing.

No it's not!

How could you, sir, condone the existence of a dungeon dwelling abomination that eats wizards, thieves, fighters, and Paladins with such impinuity!

 

[Kalamos]

How could you, sir, condone the existence of a dungeon dwelling abomination that eats wizards, thieves, fighters, and Paladins with such impunity!

He wholesells plate mail...

 

[Headsnap]

No it's not!

How could you, sir, condone the existence of a dungeon dwelling abomination that eats wizards, thieves, fighters, and Paladins with such impinuity!

Headsnap attempts Fortitude Save vs. D&D Reference; FAILED.

 

[subZer0]

No it's not!

How could you, sir, condone the existence of a dungeon dwelling abomination that eats wizards, thieves, fighters, and Paladins with such impinuity!

Aha! I know nothing about that......Aha!

 

[BigJim]

*sniifs miserably, because there isn't a D&D group within a hundred miles of him and the ripoff fuckwits have just brought out 4ed anyway*

 

[Kalamos]

Headsnap attempts Fortitude Save vs. D&D Reference; FAILED.

You should have rolled on Will.