Non-cartoon characters?
Hmmmm...
Ok, also easy. Inara from "Firefly". Now, I'm not talking about the actress, that would have been posted in a Celeb thread or something (although she IS hotter than 10 dollar Glock), but the actual fictional character Inara. Not just hot, not just gorgeous...but as a proffesional Companion, she'd be well-versed in basically anything I'd want to do.
And she'd like it. Yeah, she would....she'd like it. She may not say so.....but ohyeah, she'd be all over that like stink on a monkey. You'll see.....you'll see.....