Plan X

[bellystrokes]

A husband and wife are having sex upstairs with the window open when a bumblebee flies in the window and into the wife’s vagina. The man and the woman freak out and decide to go to the emergency room. When they finally get to see a doctor, he says that his plan is to put honey on the tip of his penis, to start having sex with the woman, and then to attract the bee and pull out his penis along with the bee. After a minute the husband and wife agree to the plan. The doctor starts having sex with the wife. At first the mood is still calm, but after a couple of minutes the doctor starts groping the wife’s breasts. She starts moaning and screaming along with the doctor. The husband yells, "Wait a minute! What the hell do you think you are doing doctor?" and the doctor replies, "change of plan buddy, I’m gonna drown this son of a bitch"

 

[Illtcklu]

Hmmmmmmmm.......... He must be an expert in his field!!!!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[unclebill]

I like the docs bedside manner. Thanks, goddess.

 

[sole seeker]

LOL I'm just warped enough to find this funny.

 

[bellystrokes]

LOL I'm just warped enough to find this funny.

Consider yourself at home.

 

[Tamia78]

But,.....hang on a minute.....WHY did the bee fly up there anyways? If the husband was having sex with his wife, there shouldn't have been any room for the bee to fly up there..........what the hell kinda sex were they having? Or OBVIOUSLY this guy wasn't from Texas, if you get my drift! *wink*


.........or am I thinking too hard?

 

[AffectionateDan]

Or OBVIOUSLY this guy wasn't from Texas, if you get my drift!

Or maybe SHE was...

 

[bellystrokes]

Or maybe SHE was...

Yowzer!!!!!!!

 

[steph]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...Totally nasty and funny and hell.
FWIW I'm allergic to bees and found this especially awful. Thanks to you goddess I'm now forced to close every door and window in the house before getting it on...Thanks a lot.

 

[bellystrokes]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...Totally nasty and funny and hell.
FWIW I'm allergic to bees and found this especially awful. Thanks to you goddess I'm now forced to close every door and window in the house before getting it on...Thanks a lot.

Well if you closed your knees instead........................hehehehehehhheehe
Just kidding goddess, just kidding.

 

[steph]

(begins filing her claws...)

 

[bellystrokes]

hhehhe, is it on, my goddess, is it on?

 

[steph]

Tis on.

 

[bellystrokes]

Well we better order more seats, cuz this is an event we know people have been waiting for. Should we get an opening act?