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Pocket Ticklee?

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JS805

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Okay so I was just wondering (for all the ticklers out there)...I had an idea for a product to market. So say we learned how to shrink people into a 5 inch tall person. Basically we make people pocket sized. So you shrink someone who is ticklish and you buy them in the store (over the counter) and you tickle them. You can carry them in your pocket and tickle them wherever. Of course you would have to feed it and clean up its messes, but that shouldn't be too bad for people who already have had children or tamagotchis before. So anyway, would you buy it if I shrunk people and sold them as pocket ticklees if it cost $499.00 (plus tax)?
 
Ha I was actually going to mention you and Crystal as potential pocket lees since you're the only 2 people on this forum whose names I remember.
 
I think you hold the record for quickest replier ever. It's almost like an IM conversation...but better.
 
Wouldn't you have to shrink your own fingers too? If you used your normal sized fingers you'd probably crush them.
 
Ooh, someone to clean up my messes and tickle me? I volunteer to be shrunk! Pocket Srabi sounds like fun. 🙂
 
My favorite part is cleaning up your messes. You come packaged with a fetus sized pooper scooper.
 
Interesting concept. Can we be equal opportunity about it and have pocket lers too? 😛
 
JS805 said:
Okay so I was just wondering (for all the ticklers out there)...I had an idea for a product to market. So say we learned how to shrink people into a 5 inch tall person. Basically we make people pocket sized. So you shrink someone who is ticklish and you buy them in the store (over the counter) and you tickle them. You can carry them in your pocket and tickle them wherever. Of course you would have to feed it and clean up its messes, but that shouldn't be too bad for people who already have had children or tamagotchis before. So anyway, would you buy it if I shrunk people and sold them as pocket ticklees if it cost $499.00 (plus tax)?
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Dear God I hope this is supposed to be humorous. (key word here is supposed to be) What you are espousing is a direct violation of basic human rights, and is akin to slavery. Doesn't matter what the circumstances, buying a human being is always wrong.
 
Tidas said:
Dear God I hope this is supposed to be humorous. (key word here is supposed to be) What you are espousing is a direct violation of basic human rights, and is akin to slavery. Doesn't matter what the circumstances, buying a human being is always wrong.
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I always felt like as long as I get just 1 response like this one, it was all worth it.
 
TklDuo-Ann said:
Interesting concept. Can we be equal opportunity about it and have pocket lers too? 😛
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Funny, Ann I was thinking pocket lers too...they could get into all sorts of trouble in many hard to reach areas!! haha!! :imouttahe:devil:

Of course he's kidding Tidas...You have to wait till the humans go on sale, never pay full price...(of course I am kidding)
 
I'd make the pocket lee's fight my G.I. Joes and Cobra action figures for my amusement. Then, I would assemble my old school diecast lion Voltron and have it ruthlessly hunt down the surviving pocket ticklees. If any of them survive the Voltron assault, then they get to meet the average sized clam (which, to them, would seem like a giant clam)!

What a swell idea! :crazy:
 
JS805 said:
Okay so I was just wondering (for all the ticklers out there)...I had an idea for a product to market. So say we learned how to shrink people into a 5 inch tall person. Basically we make people pocket sized. So you shrink someone who is ticklish and you buy them in the store (over the counter) and you tickle them. You can carry them in your pocket and tickle them wherever. Of course you would have to feed it and clean up its messes, but that shouldn't be too bad for people who already have had children or tamagotchis before. So anyway, would you buy it if I shrunk people and sold them as pocket ticklees if it cost $499.00 (plus tax)?
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I'm sure I could shift a few for ya! 😀
 
TklDuo-Ann said:
Interesting concept. Can we be equal opportunity about it and have pocket lers too? 😛
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WTF? Why would you ever sell people as pocket ticklers. That's severely unethical and just a bad marketing idea. Who would buy one?
 
I just stepped on..............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

OMG!! It's bad enough when I forget to check my pants and wash and dry a cough drop, winning lottery ticket or candy or dead president! I can also see the folks at the dry cleaners calling the cops or Geraldo Rivera. How much of the $499 goes to the lee'ler? What if the little tickle babe quits being ticklish or is one of those Fm Concepts or Cal Star models to begin with? Is there a refund/trade in/swap meet program out there? The CIA would propbably take over in the interest of national security.
 
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