POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR?
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a
message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed
:"But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to
get a message to my mother.
"The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" she did
."Now get on your knees." She did.
"Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead ... take it ou ….."
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered,
"Well, go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...
and while holding it close to her lips tentatively
said...
"Hello, Mom can you hear me?
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a
message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed
:"But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to
get a message to my mother.
"The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" she did
."Now get on your knees." She did.
"Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead ... take it ou ….."
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered,
"Well, go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...
and while holding it close to her lips tentatively
said...
"Hello, Mom can you hear me?
