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Pre-Pooper Scooper Days

the_Baron

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so i'm walking down east 55th street in the city this morning, and a very large dog begins his circling motion and then proceeds to deposit a large package. naturally the lady holding the leash bent down and scooped the charming little nuggets into a bag marked for disposal.

now this had me reflect back to my childhood days growing up in brooklyn. this was in the pre-pooper scooper age.

i can recall dogs doing their business on public atreets and in parks, and the remains of previous meals would just remain there.

children would play with their toy trucks wherever a tree with dirt could be found. and look - a log was in the way of the truck's path.

we would play catch in the parks, and sometimes as we fell to the ground - oh my, a log is there to break our fall.

can you believe there was such a time when excrement ruled the world?????
 
can you believe there was such a time when excrement ruled the world?????

The time is now, and it's called the Americans. 😀

(For the record, that was just a joke, not an attempt at incitement to hatred. I actually have very little against the Americans. It was merely an attempt to create a comic juxtaposition of disperate ideas to provoke a spontaneous explosion of laughter. Get it? Please don't assassinate me. 😀)
 
john ashcroft is en route to your home.

do not turn out the lights.

do not go to sleep.

be afraid.

be very afraid!!!
 
theshire said:
The time is now, and it's called the Americans. 😀

(For the record, that was just a joke, not an attempt at incitement to hatred. I actually have very little against the Americans. It was merely an attempt to create a comic juxtaposition of disperate ideas to provoke a spontaneous explosion of laughter. Get it? Please don't assassinate me. 😀)

lol, i like the legal disclaimer 😛

~clair
 
but are you finished playing with neighbor's dog's poo????
 
Do they make Pooper-Scoopers for those few who have elephants as pets ?
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yes. they are marketed under the brand name: "big-shit shovels".
 
Before pooper scoopers, we used a different disposal method. Paper bag. And when it was full, we'd light it afire and put it on a neighbor's porch. But I digress🙂

The Sean Man
 
Hmmmm...Baron why do you always choose the most obscure topics that still manage to get me thinking...

Elephant dung is large. Period. I've seen it shoveled and it ain't pretty...

Anyway, I thought I'd leave you with this as food for thought so to speak...
roundworms in humans

Enjoy your childhood memories while you can...
 
Another sick topic brought to us by........

Oh Baron, how was your day? Must've been taxing to spend so much time thinking about such a thought-provoking topic!😛

If your objective was to explore the gross and twisted, you have succeeded and exceeded expectations!
 
oy! with such reviews i'll be closed down before the second act.

but remember, an idle mind is the work of the devil, and the unexamined life is not worth living.

and scooby dooby doo.

and thank you as always desi.
 
kis123 said:
Another sick topic brought to us by........

Oh Baron, how was your day? Must've been taxing to spend so much time thinking about such a thought-provoking topic!😛

If your objective was to explore the gross and twisted, you have succeeded and exceeded expectations!

Hey Kis:

that was a good pun considering you are talking to an accountant during the busy season.
 
Flatfoot said:
With all the anti-bacterial lotions, and other sanitizing products available on the market and advertised constantly, they've turned us all obsessive-compulsive to some degree and paranoid about things we never used to worry about in the old days. Now if you'll excuse me, my hands feel kinda greasy after typing. I think I'm going to go wash them. 😉
Subject: For people over 30



According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably
shouldn't have survived.
>
> Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. We
> had
no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we
rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took
hitchhiking)
>
> As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.
> Riding
in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
>
> We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
>
> We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in
> it,
but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

> We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no
> one
actually died from this.

> We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode
down the hi! ll, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running
into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

> We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we
> were
back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day.
NO CELL PHONES!!!!!

> Unthinkable!

> We did not have PlayStations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at
> all,
no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal
cell phones, personal computers or Internet chat rooms.

> We had friends! We went outside and found them. We played dodge ball,
> and
sometimes, the ball would really hurt.

> We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there
> were no
lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame
but us.

> Remember accidents? We had fights and punched each other, and got
> black
and blue, and learned to get over it.
>
> We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and
> although
we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did
the worms live inside us forever.

> We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or
rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

> Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who
> didn't
had to learn to deal with disappointment.
>
> Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and
> were
held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors! Tests were not adjusted for
any reason.
>
> Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected. The idea of a
> parent
bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided
with the law. Imagine that!
>
> This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 y! ears have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and
responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one
of them!
>
> Congratulations! Please pass this on to others who have had the luck
> to
grow up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for
our own good!!!!!
>
> A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend
> will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

People under 30 are WIMPS!
 
As always, Baron, happy to oblige you with useful and useless info.

And even though I AM over 30 and I remember those days fondly on occasion, I wouldn't want to relive them. And I certainly wouldn't encourage anyone to eat dirt...
 
bratgirl365 said:
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking)

I just can't wait to see the day that they mandate jogging helmets. I'll be laughing my ass off when that day comes.
 
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