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Psst Moses

ShiningIce said:

OH !! them guys .. got it ..
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SHHHHHHH!!!!

Just because you are paraniod doen't mean they aren't out to get you.

And whatever you do, don't open the cheese closet!

Shhhhh!
 
I HAVE FOOLED THEM!

THE MARMALADE IS GONE, AND THEM WILL NEVER FIND IT!!!!

(Of course, now I can't find it.)

And don't look in the cheese closet!!:scared:

Shhhhh!
 
yer all very very sick.

help is coming, but it's a long way off.

be patient
 
*dodges stray bullets*

Not me, them! Shoot at them!

Oh, for heaven sakes, give me the gun before you hurt someone (like me.)

Besides, don't you guys read. I have already hidden the marmalade.

And don't open the cheese closet!:scared:
 
Fine, take it.

Gives minigun to critterlord.

I'll just use a better one.

Pulls out a Black pack and starts firing at them.

(Explanation of Black Pack is as follows:
Black pack
This is the standard weapon all security and high ranking members of the Divine Order carry. It is almost circular shaped but broken in the middle. From bottom and top of the broken middle a burst of energy is emitted to what resembles a black sheet. This black sheet of energy can destroy any from of matter that is not de-carbonized such as a Divine Assassin. While these weapons were supposed to be used only with in the Divine Order others outside it have managed to procure this weapons through the black market. Various criminals use them as well such as mercenaries and the Ostro-B. Go here to see picture. )Here

They will be destroyed!
 
Oh, for crying out loud.

Git outta da way.

*shoves His Divine Shadow aside*

HADOKEN!!!

*casts Hadoken*

(Description of Hadoken: @#$% huge spell, destorys everything in a five mile radius accept allies and caster.)

Now that the INTERNAL MARMALADE SERVICE has been (instantly) turned into ashes, lets try and figure out where I hid the marmalade.
 
DID SOMEBODY MENTION CHEESE??!! *runs to the cheese closet like a hungry babboon*
 
Bloody Heck

Well, then, I just have to use my Bizzare magic.

Poof!!!

*Their shields turn into carrots*

Pow!!!

*A giant bunny appears. Begins to chase them. They flee in fear.*

That should handle it.
 
Just in case...
*Teleports Entire TMF except for IMS and rabbit to a safe location. Plants a Heisenburg Compensator at old location of TMF. Activates it. Planet of TMF is blown up and collapsed into the size of a pea by the Compensator. Uses a spell of creation to make a new planet. Puts pea in a snow globe with Marmalade for snow. Shakes it around and laughs.*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 
Just in case, in case

*grabs the snowglobe, and throws into a trash compacter*

Man that's got to hurt.
 
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