Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?....

[venray]

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!!

And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to

change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the

bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They'd sit there in the dark

for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!!

And,

once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to

find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in

the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS!

But

if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs

2 DAYS LATER,

the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would

STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT

WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!

BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL

SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE

THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

...........I'm sorry.

What was your question?

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

LOL Good one. 😛

Luckily, I generally just get more ticklish during PMS.

Ann

 

[His Divine Shadow]

That actually reminds me more of my father than my mother.

 

[Dave2112]

Hilarious Ray!

Now run.....

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I've always thought PMS meant Pretty Mad Sister 🙂

 

[JoBelle]

I used to be like that...but isn't there a song..."Thanks for the hysterectomy"

Whew...now, when I act like that, I really get to ENJOY IT while I look for my valerian root!

Good one ....sending it to my sister!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Venray. 😀

 

[Oddjob0226]

One is too many!

 

[unclebill]

Very good Venray, and very true.