Qualifications for Manhood...

[naughty1]

Oh yes, I know everybody's rushing to this one. Sometimes all it takes is the right title. Have a pleasant evening everybody.

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...
Becoming a Real Man!

That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101...Combating Stupidity
MEN 102...You too can do housework
MEN 103...PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut
MEN 104...We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule
MEN 110...Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111...Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112...Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
MEN 113...Get a life, learn to cook

Spring Schedule
MEN 120...How NOT to act like an asshole when you're wrong
MEN 121...Understanding your incompetence
MEN 122...You, the weaker sex
MEN 123...Reasons to give flowers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101...You CAN fall asleep without it
SEX 102...Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a shower
MEN 201...How to stay awake after sex
MEN 202...How to put the toilet seat down

Winter Schedule
MEN 210...The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies
MEN 211...How NOT to act younger that your children
MEN 212...You too can be a designated driver
MEN 213...Honest - You don't look like Russel Wong - Especially naked

Spring Schedule
MEN 220...Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary
MEN 221...Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary
MEN 222...Real men ask for directions
MEN 223...Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay

 

[steph]

Funny honey!

XOXO

 

[Excess]

*wanders in randomly and sees the list*

Hmmm....well, guess it's time to pick it apart.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101...Combating Stupidity / I'm flattered. I didn't know it was possible for us. 😛
MEN 102...You too can do housework / No problem there.
MEN 103...PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut / Because PMS = women's way of releasing their inner b*tchyness. 😛
MEN 104...We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas / Who said that was for you.

Winter Schedule
MEN 110...Wonderful Laundry Techniques / I'd take that.
MEN 111...Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m. / A language class, IOW.
MEN 112...Parenting: It doesn't end with conception / Unfortunately...
MEN 113...Get a life, learn to cook / We know how to cook, we just don't know how to not burn things.

Spring Schedule
MEN 120...How NOT to act like an asshole when you're wrong / But we're always wrong aren't we? 😛
MEN 121...Understanding your incompetence / Oh, getting a bit personal now, are we? 😉
MEN 122...You, the weaker sex / Y'all keep thinking that, it's cute. 😛
MEN 123...Reasons to give flowers / Because flowers are FAR more valuable than other gifts...

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101...You CAN fall asleep without it / Oh, so now we NEED sex to sleep, do we?
SEX 102...Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a shower / Can do.
MEN 201...How to stay awake after sex / I'm assuming we fall asleep on top of you too much.
MEN 202...How to put the toilet seat down / You're big girls, YOU can put it down. And you call us lazy...

Winter Schedule
MEN 210...The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies / You mean actually WALKING to the TV to change the channel etc!
MEN 211...How NOT to act younger that your children / But by that logic, you'd have to change us too.
MEN 212...You too can be a designated driver / HA! And you think you're better drivers.
MEN 213...Honest - You don't look like Russel Wong - Especially naked / We know, we just don't care. 😛

Spring Schedule
MEN 220...Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary / But it's so useful...
MEN 221...Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary / Who does that anymore?
MEN 222...Real men ask for directions / No arguments here.
MEN 223...Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay / We have to take what we can get sometimes, you women can be cold fish. 😛

Whew, done. In all honesty though, it was pretty funny.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Amusing list. 😀