Question for experienced "ladies men"

[featherfingers]

What's wrong with being friends anyway? Many a great relationship began as a friendship.

You do not understand Guys, well me anyway, want to feel like studs.

So you DO have an ego problem. Seems like you're more interested in being perceived as a stud than in establishing a meaningful relationship with a nice lady. I just hope you don't end up impregnating or giving diseases to someone.

Most of the guys I knew who were perceived as studs were really pretty nauseating to be around. To be a stud you need to be a pompous, conceited ass*. Those aren't very attractive traits to any woman with a healthy mind.

*My apologies to any nice, humble and sincere studs who may be out there.

 

[isabeau]

I do understand.
And I'm not a guy.
A REAL woman makes a REAL man feel like a stud. But you have to prove to us you're a real man first, get it cowboy?
XOXO

darlin i couldn't have said it better myself..and this is quite a first post..a good way to get everyone's attention, that's for sure..

 

[Deadsea7777]

Man get real!!!

Your problem is nothing that a 250000 U$A Diamond necklace and a trip to Las vegas cannot solve.

Do not tell me the necklace is difficult to get....Are you a man or what?

 

[User2419055]

Man get real!!!

Your problem is nothing that a 250000 U$A Diamond necklace and a trip to Las vegas cannot solve.

Do not tell me the necklace is difficult to get....Are you a man or what?

I don't know what the point of that was. I guess making a joke? I'm a very serious person and don't have much use for humor, sorry.

And no I'm not interested in PMing with anyone about how to be a happier healthier person. I'm insecure and unsure of myself and lazy and everyone says "just be yourself" and in my case that's being myself. So where are the women who want to sleep with me, if all you have to do is "be yourself"?? I'm only interested in hypnotic mind-tricks to use on women to control them without them realizing it. As I said, it appears no one here has any experience with that, or they would have offered their assistance in showing me how to use these kinds of tricks on women.

This will be my last post on this forum. Bye.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

This will be my last post on this forum. Bye.

Sorry, friend. That's not what we're about.

 

[Capnmad]

And no I'm not interested in PMing with anyone about how to be a happier healthier person. I'm insecure and unsure of myself and lazy and everyone says "just be yourself" and in my case that's being myself. So where are the women who want to sleep with me, if all you have to do is "be yourself"?? I'm only interested in hypnotic mind-tricks to use on women to control them without them realizing it. As I said, it appears no one here has any experience with that, or they would have offered their assistance in showing me how to use these kinds of tricks on women.

This will be my last post on this forum. Bye.

Feh. Whatever. No offense, but I think your reading comprehension may play into your problems, lest you would have understood my post or the book you last read better. Your laziness and immaturity are indeed glaring. To get anything you want, there's effort involved. Grow up.

...and cue one desperately unhappy person making a new screenname, to no avail.

See you later. 🙄

 

[venray]

ah Back for more...ROFLMAO

 

[steph]

Pretty right on I think.
And in case he doesn't know, we can all see he's still here reading this. He didn't hear me either. I NEVER said "BE yourself" I said "WORK" on yourself.

And trying to "trick" women will only multiply your misery.
XOXO

Feh. Whatever. No offense, but I think your reading comprehension may play into your problems, lest you would have understood my post or the book you last read better. Your laziness and immaturity are indeed glaring. To get anything you want, there's effort involved. Grow up.

 

[lightninbug]

Not even close, Bub.

With a glowing debut like this gentleman(?) has given us,
I'm reminded of the story of the Guy who walks into the bar with a load of Dogsh*t in both his hands,
"Hey everybody, Look what I ALMOST stepped in."

BUG

 

[kis123]

Well just goes to show me that no matter how far I drop, there's someone closer to the bottom than I am!

If he really wanted ho's to screw, he would have looked up forums on Google for that purpose, not stopping on this site where he will NOT find any! If he just wanted a skank experience, he can find the skanks. What he really wanted is to ruin a nice girl because he's mad at the world for his shortcomings.

That's really too bad for him-his world woud be a much beter place if he'd change his attitude. All the books and tapes in the world won't change that.

 

[TicklishLurker]

That's really too bad for him-his world woud be a much beter place if he'd change his attitude. All the books and tapes in the world won't change that.

Yeah, but just wait until a few of those nice girls come out with date rape charges. (You know, he just seems to be the kind to slip a gal GHB.) Then he'll change his attitude when he's sharing a cell with Bubba.

 

[chicago]

When I read this stuff, I just want to say the most horrible things to these people.


But then I realize. I don't need to.

Because it's probably already excruciating just to be them.

 

[Mz Chaos]

This will be my last post on this forum. Bye.

Here's your hat... what's your hurry?

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

 

[Dussicar]

Can someone refer me to places on the internet where it shows you examples of effective speech patterns, ways of planting ideas in women's heads without them realizing it, stuff like that? Speed -seduction type stuff.

I'm just gonna come out and say it: I wanna manipulate women. I wanna make them think they have feelings for me that they don't want to have. I want to be the guy that they don't WANT to want, they know I won't make them happy, I'm not good boyfriend material, etc, but I'm FORCING them to have feelings for me against their will.

I'm very bitter over being told by women all my life "I just like you as a friend, I'm not attracted to you", and I want to CONTROL them. I've even had the fantasy of making a woman I've had one-itis over for years, making her think she finds me irresistable, and after we have sex, she wakes up the next morning to a note on my pillow saying "So I wasn't good enough to get in your pants before, but I am now??? You're a conquest. You're a piece of pvssy to me. I made you laugh, I made you feel love, I played you like a fvcking fiddle, and you were helpless to resist me. You trusted me, didn't you? Do me a favor: think of me whenever you're debating whether to trust a guy again. Bye."

I know I'm taking something that's supposed to be fun and making it into something twisted and sick and evil, but after over 30 years of feeling like a loser, I'm pretty twisted and I'm pretty sick. And evil? I guess that depends on whether you believe in evil or not.

Thanks in advance for any help you can offer.

Hello, ElectricEye72. I see you're back again.


As always, I have to agree with KIS123. I don't believe for a second that this is some newbie douchebag.

The thing that amazes me the most is that some people are actually giving him advice! Honestly. Let's pretend for one second that this guy is for real. Do any of you think that this freakjob could truely assimilate and collate your collective advice properly?

Alright "MEMBER." If you want advice, I'll give it to you in 4 easy steps...

1.) Pull out gun.

2.) Point gun at own temple.

3.) Cock hammer back.

4.) Pull trigger.

There. Now don't you feel better?

You're fucking done, guy. If after thirty god damned years, you can't find a woman then you might as well start cruising street corners.

Hell, come to think of it, you strike me as the kind of guy who couldn't even do THAT right!

 

[kis123]

Hello, ElectricEye72. I see you're back again.
As always, I have to agree with KIS123. I don't believe for a second that this is some newbie douchebag.

I knew that "style" (for lack of a better term) looked familiar! I wonder if it was him. I just know it wasn't someone brand new. Newbies don't just start posting about looking for women-especially not wormen he could use as toys and dump out of some sort of sick vengence.

I thought about someone who used to post this way, but he's doing so much better now that I doubt that it could have been him at all.

You agree with me always? Now I really think that's funny! What's even funnier are the multitudes cringing at their computers right now.....😉

 

[isabeau]

ok who or what is electric eye?

 

[Ethical Edward]

I stopped reading the initial post because I actually felt that some of it might rub off on me and id become repulsive to women! Not that im any type of stud but this clearly isnt the way to go, not even for sex with a farm animal!!! I can understand wanting physical pleasure but this thread was clearly more meant to shock than seek advice. Surely this was some sort of joke post yes? Did this "gentleman" post here before some of you said? 😕

 

[Ethical Edward]

Actually rereading this again made me smirk. I get a feeling 99% of women could sense a guy like this a mile away! "One-its!!!" Good lord almighty! Whats next? Wanting advice on how to abduct young girls? Perhaps I shouldnt be giving him any ideas! 🙄

 

[natural tickler]

Wow, what a way to start a career here, eh?

a piece of advice: find the highest cliff you can find, jump off it, and believe you can land on the rocks and bounce back up


kids......oy

 

[SkilledTickler]

I normally stay out of threads like this. but I feel compelled to make an exception here.

...This will be my last post on this forum. Bye.

All the advice I could have given or remarks I could have made have already been given or already been made by others far more eloquently than I could ever manage, so I will advise/comment on this, the last sentence you say you will write here (at least under this screen name):

Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out...

Bye

 

[Dussicar]

I knew that "style" (for lack of a better term) looked familiar! I wonder if it was him. I just know it wasn't someone brand new. Newbies don't just start posting about looking for women-especially not wormen he could use as toys and dump out of some sort of sick vengence.

I thought about someone who used to post this way, but he's doing so much better now that I doubt that it could have been him at all.

You agree with me always? Now I really think that's funny! What's even funnier are the multitudes cringing at their computers right now.....😉

I wouldn't put it past him. Though, if it was him, I'm surprised that he actually showed the foresight to change his username.

Then again, you couldn't really call what he just did too clever on acount of the fact that his crazy time pretty much blew his chances to try a second round in here.

Whether it was him or not, I don't know. Though it's not as if he's the only lunatic on the net.

Alright, maybe I don't agree with you ALL the time. But I do find myself seeing eye-to-eye with you on a lot more than other I do with other posters. Our outlook on life is startlingly similar in many respects.

That's right, lady-jay! You've got yourself a bona-fied fanclub and there ain't nothin' you can do about it! HA!

 

[Dussicar]

ok who or what is electric eye?

He was a member here and over at the TTC.

The best description for him would be: Foaming at the mouth rabid.

The guy was definately all shades of crazy. At the TTC we tried to help him out with whatever requests he had and just be friendly in general. It didn't matter. He just kept getting weirder and weirder.

The breaking point was when he went nuts in some new years thread about hating cops and NEUTRON when he was posting here. He was basically going bat-shit insane about it.

He wasn't banned but I think he had enough brains to figure out that he shot his own foot. So he left.

He was dividing his time between here and the TTC. So, naturally, when he outed himself as unhinged over there, you guys got him on full time over here. YAY!

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

This guy is just one of many trolls floating from forum to forum under a variety of names just to jerk people around and try to cause trouble. The new names are sometimes because they nistakenly thik others won't recognize their brand of garbage and sometimes because they got banned under the old name(s). They aren't worth the effort of more than a simple spanking.

Ann

 

[Dussicar]

This guy is just one of many trolls floating from forum to forum under a variety of names just to jerk people around and try to cause trouble. The new names are sometimes because they nistakenly thik others won't recognize their brand of garbage and sometimes because they got banned under the old name(s). They aren't worth the effort of more than a simple spanking.

Ann

Very true. But people like this also provide perfect fodder for those of us who wish to use somebody as a verbal punching bag.

 

[siamese dream]

Here is the perfect woman for this guy: She's a little more his speed intellectually, and she'll never say no.

If you hooked her up to the lawn sprinkler, she might even cry for you.