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Everyone loves quotes; they're those things that other people have said which you wish you'd been funny/ smart/ philosophical enough to say yourself. Because everyone loves quotes everyone also has quotes which are their favourites. Here are some of mine:
Human society is like a sea, and that sea is pervaded by a big tide that flows in one direction. I don't so much swim against it as stand in the middle of the ebbing water as it laps round my ankles, cock in my hand, pissing straight into it and singing The Derry Air without a fucking care.
- Attributed to Johnny Rotten, although it seems a bit metaphysical for him.
We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just *****s for power and oil, but killer *****s with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just *****s. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you. Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them
- Hunter S. Thompson. The last great loss to Humankind. In fact pretty much Hunter S. Thompson ever wrote, said, thought or belched is one of my favourite quotes. That man could make boiling an egg seem like a big deal. Then again he was an acid-mong so for him it probably was.
Man makes Gods in his own image
- Socrates, if memory serves me.
People often mistake the march-monkeys and demonstraters striving for a better world of equality and promise and prosperity for all as punk rockers. They see Earthy Jim and Dirty Jane digging ditches under Stonehenge to save it from being made into a Virgin Megastores and think these cunts are punks because they wear army surplus gear and have some tattoos. They think they're part of the subculture. Fuck that. They're not part of fuck all. They're tolerated at best, because anti-capitalism gives us an excuse to walk through the middle of London pissed out our skulls, screaming and fighting with the police and smashing up McDonald's.
- Interview with a skinhead from an old 90's fanzine.
It's not a crime unless you get caught.
- Random maxim.
Now you go.
EDIT: Forgot a few:
This isn't a race thing; it never was. It's a class thing. I have more in common with the broke, white, country-ass soldier scraping a living out of whatever the fuck he can than I have in common with rich Latinos or blacks... poverty doesn't discrminate against race. White, black, red, brown, yellow, whatever; it doesn't matter. We're all in the same leaking-ass boat, all sitting watching it sink into the sea as the rich motherfuckers stand at the side-rail of their yachts inciting us to argue amongst ourselves about whose fault it is that the boat's got holes and whose responsibility it is to bail it out, so we're too distracted to see how they feed off of us, how our suffering has bought them their luxury cars and homes and everything they could ever need, including safety. Making it about race is like an insurance policy for them. Fuck that. Fuck that, fuck them, and fuck anyone who is stupid enough to dance to their tune. It's about class, about wealth and the lack - no, not the lack, the PREVENTION - of it, and the sooner we all, ALL, no matter what colour your skin is, the sooner we all realise this the sooner we can all stand up as one people, one movement, undivided, and jack that fucking yacht and sink every last one of those motherfuckers in the cesspool of filth they created for us.
- Felipe Coronel, aka Immortal Technique.
You did well; you get a scuba man.
- Mark Thomas, from his book As Used On The Famous Nelson Mandela. Read the book to know what makes this particular quote so great 😉
Human society is like a sea, and that sea is pervaded by a big tide that flows in one direction. I don't so much swim against it as stand in the middle of the ebbing water as it laps round my ankles, cock in my hand, pissing straight into it and singing The Derry Air without a fucking care.
- Attributed to Johnny Rotten, although it seems a bit metaphysical for him.
We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just *****s for power and oil, but killer *****s with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just *****s. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you. Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them
- Hunter S. Thompson. The last great loss to Humankind. In fact pretty much Hunter S. Thompson ever wrote, said, thought or belched is one of my favourite quotes. That man could make boiling an egg seem like a big deal. Then again he was an acid-mong so for him it probably was.
Man makes Gods in his own image
- Socrates, if memory serves me.
People often mistake the march-monkeys and demonstraters striving for a better world of equality and promise and prosperity for all as punk rockers. They see Earthy Jim and Dirty Jane digging ditches under Stonehenge to save it from being made into a Virgin Megastores and think these cunts are punks because they wear army surplus gear and have some tattoos. They think they're part of the subculture. Fuck that. They're not part of fuck all. They're tolerated at best, because anti-capitalism gives us an excuse to walk through the middle of London pissed out our skulls, screaming and fighting with the police and smashing up McDonald's.
- Interview with a skinhead from an old 90's fanzine.
It's not a crime unless you get caught.
- Random maxim.
Now you go.
EDIT: Forgot a few:
This isn't a race thing; it never was. It's a class thing. I have more in common with the broke, white, country-ass soldier scraping a living out of whatever the fuck he can than I have in common with rich Latinos or blacks... poverty doesn't discrminate against race. White, black, red, brown, yellow, whatever; it doesn't matter. We're all in the same leaking-ass boat, all sitting watching it sink into the sea as the rich motherfuckers stand at the side-rail of their yachts inciting us to argue amongst ourselves about whose fault it is that the boat's got holes and whose responsibility it is to bail it out, so we're too distracted to see how they feed off of us, how our suffering has bought them their luxury cars and homes and everything they could ever need, including safety. Making it about race is like an insurance policy for them. Fuck that. Fuck that, fuck them, and fuck anyone who is stupid enough to dance to their tune. It's about class, about wealth and the lack - no, not the lack, the PREVENTION - of it, and the sooner we all, ALL, no matter what colour your skin is, the sooner we all realise this the sooner we can all stand up as one people, one movement, undivided, and jack that fucking yacht and sink every last one of those motherfuckers in the cesspool of filth they created for us.
- Felipe Coronel, aka Immortal Technique.
You did well; you get a scuba man.
- Mark Thomas, from his book As Used On The Famous Nelson Mandela. Read the book to know what makes this particular quote so great 😉
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