Quoting the masses

[BigNorm]

Disgusting

"Old biker chick's titties.... Things that make you go BLEH!" - Ron White

 

[MistressValerie1]

^^^^ LOL 😀

 

[Kougaiji-sama]

"Ya can't ride home on a bowl of goat... I've always said that"-Ron White

 

[BigNorm]

Aliases

"This police officer whom i have literally known all my life since we grew up together arrests me for being drunk in public. he asks me if i have any aliases, and i answer... They call me Tater Salad." - Ron White

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

I thought this one up talking Val on YIM. I had been watching a lot of Matrix lately..soo😛

" You dont truly know someones cuteness, until you tickle them"

IL2BT

 

[Nerobob1]

The French

"The French have no word for entrepreneur"

-Big George Bush

 

[BigNorm]

The French

"Oh please! The only thing the French could host is a revolution." - Rowan Atkinson (Johnny English)

 

[NylonHound]

Human Rights

"The true civilization is where every person gives to every other person every right that they claim for themselves."

Robert Green Ingersoll, lawyer and orator

 

[BigNorm]

Feeding Ducks...

"I find that duck's opinion of me depends on whether or not i have bread." - unkown stand up comedian

 

[gallicus]

Truth

Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[cosquillero1]

"Aren't the falls those that separated to us from the way of the self-overcoming, but the lack of will".

This was translated from spanish, i tried my best.

 

[NylonHound]

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

Theodore Roosevelt

 

[batch1]

"I find that duck's opinion of me depends on whether or not i have bread." - unkown stand up comedian

that'd be the great mitch hedburg.

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." - Voltaire

 

[Ignatz]

Activity

"Boredom is the shriek of unused capacities."
--Saul Bellow

 

[BigNorm]

"You fooled me once, shame on.... shame on you. You fooled me, i can't get fooled again." - Our Prez, Dubya

(i still kick myself for voting this moron back in office)

 

[NylonHound]

The Cost of War

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

Dwight D. Eisenhower, military hero and Republican President

 

[Ignatz]

Critics

"If a monkey looks into a mirror, no apostle will look out."
--Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 

[Ignatz]

Freedom

"From government to businesses to schools, this iron law applies: the fatter the rule book, the worse the organization."
---Peter Jones in "The Spectator"

 

[MistressValerie1]

"From government to businesses to schools, this iron law applies: the fatter the rule book, the worse the organization."
---Peter Jones in "The Spectator"

The same sentiment, expressed by Lao-Tzu in the Tao Te Ching:

57.
2. ... In the kingdom the multiplication of prohibitive enactments increases the poverty of the people; the more implements to add to their profit that the people have, the greater disorder is there in the state and clan; the more acts of crafty dexterity that men possess, the more do strange contrivances appear; the more display there is of legislation, the more thieves and robbers there are.

 

[Ignatz]

Coping

"Sometimes you have to survive the period between the past and the future in some substitute tense."
----Stanislaw J. Lec

 

[alchemy1]

"He that makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson

 

[Ignatz]

"He that makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson

Ah, good old Dr. Johnson! One of the wisest, sanest and most insightful men who ever lived. Here's one of my favorites:
"A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but one is but an insect and the other is still a horse."

 

[NylonHound]

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

[nessonite1]

On Television (from Aqua Teen)

Meatwad: "I thought you said tv was bad?"
Frylock: "It is...but we f#%&ing need it."

 

[Ignatz]

"Life is just like taking candy from a gorilla."
--Roger Miller