Random Advice Thread

[Carsomyr]

 

[ikaiyoo]

Do not shove tent stakes into your ocular cavities

 

[kered]

Don't poop in poison ivy.

 

[badreligion]

Never look a monkey in the eye

 

[milagros317]

Never poke a hungry tiger in the eye with a fork. 😱

 

[McNoodle]

Watch that last step.

 

[milagros317]

Don't get into a pissing contest with a horse. 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

Never take any advice given in this thread, at least not that comes from me or Scruffy 😛

 

[punkrockergirl]

dont grab lions tails they dont like it... but they do enjoy biting arms

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Don't put OJ in your Lucky Charms.

 

[Carsomyr]

Don't beat kids - seriously, they have guns now!

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Dogs are not babies.

 

[Carsomyr]

Don't listen to anything Sanna ever tells you about Sweden. It is most likely a lie, check with me to confirm!

 

[badreligion]

When going to buy clothes , never go up to an employee and ask if they can get inside ur pants with you so you feel like a kangeroo

 

[sasaxrah]

If someone asks you for directions and you don't know the answer, just smile and point behind you.

 

[Mister Scruff]

Vikings came from Norway, not Sweden.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Always bring a sweater. You'll never know when you need it.

 

[badreligion]

always bring a flamethrower , you will never know when you need one

 

[Carsomyr]

Always take advice from strangers

 

[badreligion]

When someone asks you " what time is it " Jump around and scream " COCK A DOODLE DOO , THE COW SAYS MOO "

 

[Carsomyr]

Walk into other peoples houses - get attention!

 

[kered]

Always check for the toilet paper before you sit down!

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Drink antifreeze - Gain frost resistance! 😀

Stab babies - They bleed candy!

I will take these to the grave. Thank you, wise ones.

 

[milagros317]

Don't wrestle with a grizzly bear. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Do whatever you want to library books, but be sure to return them on time!