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Never try to snatch a lion cub away from its mother. 😀
 
"Don't trust anyone but your grandmother and keep a close eye on HER!!"
 
If the batter is standing too close to the plate, then brush him or her back with a fastball towards the chin. 😀
 
mess with the bull get the horns... and mess with me and get the lazer eyes as mister scruff would say 😀
 
Don't eat meat that has been out in the sun for three days. :eeew:
 
Don't sell cigarettes to three-year-olds unless you think you can get away with it
 
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!!!

i uh.... i mean don't worry, reinforcements will arrive any minute now 🙂
 
LMAO!!! Back me up bitch, you abandon me in my time of need! these rabbits are ruuninning the show, i need you!!! 😛
 
i dunno... maybe if you share those skittles with me!
the going rates a bag a rabbit, 2 for their watches
 
fricking deal!!!! i have an abundance of skittles packets. take as many as you need! 😀.

These rabbits dont stand a chance!! takedown initaited!!!
 
we'll need to build some sort of skittle gun... only hard-shelled candy goodness can penetrate the rabbits armored hides. hope you're good with inventin' stuff :|
 
i will begin blue printing a gun design a s soon as possoible!

perhaps a skitlle turret will get the job done. i'll also work on skitlle greandes that disorient the rabbits!! this war is our's !!! OURS I TELL YOU!!! :woot:
 
what are you going to pay me in if we're using all the skittles for ammo? us american mercenaries dont work for free ya know!
 
BAH!! there are plenty of skittles to go around! we can use them for both. if we run out, i'll pay you in vegemite crackers andd aussie beer!

good to ahve you on board american! now findme a toilet, the rabbits have weakened my bladder!!! 😛
 
don't do it! the rabbits are like zombies, they attack when you are your most vulnerable...
 
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