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Random Banter Thread 4

I KNOW what you're gonna say! "But all my best friends are puns!" Oh really? Have you ever thought about the last time you didn't avert your eyes when you passed a pun? Do you believe puns can't have other puns? Would you let your daughter marry one?
I know your type! I'M ONTO YOU!
 
Imposter! Where're you hiding the real LK!? You know. The evil original one.
 
Y'know, I miss the good 'ol days of this thread. Seems like it was just yesterday. Damn all you whippersnappers taking over and everything! <_<
 
Hey, I'm the original random banterer matey 😛 . I remember when the first thread was called "kimiko kimiko kimiko" >_> .
 
Gah, I feel really sick, but I've got to go to work in about 10 minutes. And it's a 6:30 open too, so there's only me and 1 other person on. I can't phone in sick, or else I'll get a no show, and if I tell them I want to go early because I'm sick, I dont think I'll be able to go for a couple of hours anyways. My job sucks so much >_< .
 
Gah, I feel really sick, but I've got to go to work in about 10 minutes. And it's a 6:30 open too, so there's only me and 1 other person on. I can't phone in sick, or else I'll get a no show, and if I tell them I want to go early because I'm sick, I dont think I'll be able to go for a couple of hours anyways. My job sucks so much >_< .
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Tell them you have typhus. They're not legally allowed to have you in the building if you have typhus otherwise they can be sued if there's an outbreak.

HisDivineShadow said:
lest deletion of posts become necessary
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Ohnoes, post deletion!! It is the vBB version of Aktion T4!

Refrain from it.
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ok
 
...I have a bad feeling about this.

(Roddenberry forgive me! I shall sacrifice 47 rubber Vulcan ears to you in penance)
 
Watching Enterprise, Kimi? Oh you poor, poor girl. I'm guessing there's no good television to watch?

Well, at least "Carbon Creek" was funny...
 
Well, I cant find anything else I like the looks of on All-uc.com. As a random point, I'm not sure how well it would translate for you, but you should check out any of the stuff by Bill Bailey on there. He's so great 😀 .
 
Sammi-chan said:
Watching Enterprise, Kimi? Oh you poor, poor girl. I'm guessing there's no good television to watch?

Well, at least "Carbon Creek" was funny...
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As I said to someone else, I will defend "Cogenitor" and "Similitude" to the death...
 
lonelykimiko said:
Well, I cant find anything else I like the looks of on All-uc.com. As a random point, I'm not sure how well it would translate for you, but you should check out any of the stuff by Bill Bailey on there. He's so great 😀 .
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Now the duck lies shredded on a pancake, soaking in the hoi-sin of your LIES!

Best song evaire. Do I qualify for lubbin' and attention now pls? 🙁
 
*Honks a novelty horn on his car* wazzup!!!! *hits a conveniently placed brick wall, head and body hit air bags that are somewhat strong* *kicks door open and gets out all dizzy like and dazed* hi people. *falls down*
 
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