Random Nonsense

[kurchatovium]

Oooky Wooky Poodle Pops

 

[Brock Samson]

60% of the time, it works every time!

 

[PomPom]

GOBBLDEYGOOK

 

[Brock Samson]

Something something something darkside, something something something complete!

 

[PomPom]

Something something something darkside, something something something complete!

I SPY A FAMILY GUY QUOTE!

"Where's your umbrella, Ollie?"
"INSIDE OUT, TWO MILES AWAY"

 

[Brock Samson]

And now for the forcast, here's Ollie Williams. Ollie, what's it looking like?

IT'S GONNA RAIN!

Thanks Ollie, and now back to more of Diane being a bitch....Diane.

 

[PomPom]

"What you making Ollie?"

"EGGO"

 

[Brock Samson]

And now, for what's happening outside this big boat, we go to Ollie Williams....Ollie.

I SAW A DOLPHIN!

Thank you, Ollie. And now, sleep.

 

[PomPom]

"We now go live to Ollie in the helicopter. Whats the scene Ollie?"

"EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS"

 

[Brock Samson]

And now, for look at the weather outside the Death Star, we go to Ollie Williams....Ollie.

SPACE WEATHER!

Thank you, Ollie.

 

[PomPom]

(Can't remember any more Ollie quotes so . . . )

Buzz Killington: "Does anyone want to hear a story about a bridge?"

 

[Brock Samson]

I thought it would be droll if we all sat down and looked at etchings. Would you care to join me, Peter?

 

[PomPom]

"SQUAKITY SQUAKITY SQUAKITY! Ha ha! Your bird intelligence is no match for my people intelligence!"

 

[Brock Samson]

Welcome back to the midnight Q. Up next we've got some Charles Mingus, followed by some Coltrain and Miles Davis. And we've got a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We'll find out where after this. Giggity giggity, giggity goo. Stick around!

 

[PomPom]

"I hope her brother ain't got dibs on her!"
"My daughter would absolutely love you!"

 

[Brock Samson]

What are your qualifications?

I talk with a British accent, I'm married, I'm possibly homosexual, and my wife is ghaaaaastly!

Welcome aboard!

 

[PomPom]

"OH GOD. ITS IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS."

 

[Brock Samson]

Oh Madame, you're a lusty ol' dame, aren't you?

You're the one with you hand up my skirt!

 

[PomPom]

"It'll be on next Christmas."
"But who knows when that'll be?!"

 

[Brock Samson]

Brian had sex
With a really dumb girl
Now he's taking his friend Stewie
To get some ice cream
In his car!

 

[PomPom]

(LOL thats one of my favorites)

"Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!"

 

[Brock Samson]

In God's eyes
Everybody's hot
This world has beauty all through her
Picture the fattest chick you know
God would totally do her
He'd do her all the way
Even call her the next day
To see how work was going!

 

[PomPom]

A vasectomy is a medical procedure
One that makes you half a man (You're half a man)
Remember when you twisted up your garden hose?
While essentially that is the plan (That is the plan)

 

[Brock Samson]

You have aids.
(Yes you have aids.)
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids.
(you've got the aids.)
You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear, it isn't clear.
But what we're certain of is you have aids.
(Yes you have aids.)
Not HIV but full blown aids.

Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.
But FULL BLOWN AIDS!
Not HIV but really FULL BLOWN AIDS

(super baritone) I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.
But it's aids.
you've got the aaaaaa-i-ds!

 

[PomPom]

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby
I got no mom or dad
Prom night dumpster baby
My story ain't long but boy its awfully sad