Random Nonsense

[Brock Samson]

We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!

We're Rhode Island Bound..

 

[PomPom]

Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail
And they discovered that they could sleep with another male
And now they're having buttsex
Cowboy buttsex
Sodomy~!
C'mon everybody, sing it with me!
Sodomy~!

 

[Brock Samson]

They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss

Here's the plain situation, theres no negotiation
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops

Take a tip, take a lesson,you'll never win by messing
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
(Cos you can't say penis)

So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first.

They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC

 

[PomPom]

We were at the beach.
Everyone had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock, and there they saw a rock!
But it wasn't a rock . . . it was . . .
A rock lobster!
Rock lobster!
ROCK LOBSTER!

 

[Brock Samson]

Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sister's teat (can't touch me)
("can't touch me"in the background)
(Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?)
(Cant touch me)
(Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.)

Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump

(Can't touch me)

Yeah do the Peter Griffin bump (can't touch me)

I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way
(Can't touch me)
except for you, you can touch me.

 

[PomPom]

Nothing else has worked so far,
So I’ll wish upon a star,
Wondrous sparkling speck of light,
I need a Jew...

Lois makes me take the rap,
Because our checkbook looks like crap,
Since I can't give her a slap,
I need a Jew...

Where to find
A bum or stien or stein
To teach me how to whine
And do my taxes...

 

[AmishTickler]

I'm running with scissors.

 

[kurchatovium]

to the bat mobile.....

 

[natural tickler]

I am playing marbles....by myself

 

[kurchatovium]

Harry Potter and The Mysterious Rash. 😱

 

[natural tickler]

ishkibibble

 

[kurchatovium]

Harry Potter and The Steamy Bath House

 

[natural tickler]

nonny nonny and a ho ho ho

 

[kurchatovium]

Holy fruit loops batman. 😛

 

[PomPom]

"Strippers, Sammy. Strippers!"

 

[kurchatovium]

Chewy Chessy Choco Chunks

 

[Brock Samson]

Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup.

Oh, my apologies sir. Of course your soup is gratis!

 

[TropicThunder]

oi mate, you wanna buy a box?

 

[PomPom]

"Butt-scratcherrrr? Butt-scratcher? Butt-scratcher!"

"No, Peter."

"Awwww . . . butt-scratcher . . . "

 

[Gothika]

my chicken is alive ahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Brock Samson]

C'mon Meg, let's go. Fox is running one of those new reality shows at 8...Fast Animals, Slow Children!

 

[PomPom]

"I was watching the History channel today and they had a show about this guy named Hitler. Someone should really stop him!"

 

[Gothika]

nom nom nom nom nom

 

[PomPom]

If Jesse Eisenberg were any more adorable he'd be a kitten.

 

[Gothika]

this is my new pet chicken lol