my zombie boyfriend dumped me for a vampire ):

a cookie crumb bit my nipple looking for milk

I get to visit my mom tomorrow yaaaaay <3

That when I noticed my hibachi dealer
Who took of his prosthetic lips and told me
"Everything you know is wrong,
Up is down,
black is white,
and short is long."
nice
You like Weird Al Yankovic (thats who the lyrics come from)? I listen to a lot of parody music.