read if you saw men in black and have a sense of humor

[tickleteasing]

Lets say you win a contest and because you won the contest you get to present the oscar for best picture at the academy awards. Here is the thing, one your going to be seen by virtually everyone on the forum and two your going to be broadcast in over 100 countries, and three your going to have one those memory buzz stick things you know the Neuralyzers from the movie men in black, This gives you a chance to not only mess with the memories of every dream ticklee in the audience but every forum member watching the show. After saying its a great pleasure to be here to present the award for best picture and you hold up the memory stick and erase everyone's memory what would you tell the people in the audience and the forum?

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

I don't think I'd say anything then that I wouldn't otherwise. Messing with people's heads individually might be fun. But, en mass like that could be dangerous. So, I wouldn't use it.

So, do we know that the neuralizer would work over the airways? I'm going to start wearing my special glasses when I watch tv, just in case! lol

 

[Excess]

I'd tell everyone that everyone thinks I'm awesome and cool and have nice hair and that I'm sexually irresistible to women. The results would be interesting atleast.

That said, if I had access to something like that, I'd think of better things to do with it. <_<

 

[sean901]

Well, id have to use this to my advantage my good sir.
I would stick a fairly large bag by the doorway, and tell every one they needed to leave some money in there, or the world was gonna end.

 

[footetickle]

Well, id have to use this to my advantage my good sir.
I would stick a fairly large bag by the doorway, and tell every one they needed to leave some money in there, or the world was gonna end.

Sean is definitely on the right track. I would also tell them that i have the ability to take peoples souls, so do what ever i say. LOL

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

let's leave the flashing to janet, brittney & lindsey, b'ok?

that would mean staying up way past my bedtime... what if someone tapes/tivos the event, will anyone that watches it be affected, too. I would give a suggestion that anytime you see a barefoot woman, you must tickle her feet.

 

[KusuguNinja]

I'd think it would be funny to just stand at the podium and say.

"And the award for best actor of 1939 goes to Clark Gable for "Gone with the Wind!"

and then just watch the confusion go amongst the crowd. }🙂

 

[-Hari-]

3 words,

"I am god"

 

[LD_Tickler]

"I am god"

Something like that would be my first instinct.

But if I was limiting myself... I'd just establish tickling fetishism as the norm for sexual behaviour. Now wouldn't that be change we could all support? 😀