Rejected State Motto's

[RobAce]

Alabama: Literasy Ain't Eerething.
Alaska: And you thought your winters were cold.
Arkansas: At least were not Oklahoma
Arizona: Cactus? No Cac you.
California: Swimming Pools, Movie Stars, Lawsuits, Plastic Surgery, but at least the beaches are real.
Colorado: In John (Elway) we trust.
Georgia: Freedom Schmeedom
Hawaii: We just so pretty.
Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
Indiana: We make beer possible.
Kansas: Orville Redenbacher for President
Kentucky: Tobacco is a vegetable.
Maine: Thousands of birds cant be wrong.
Maryland: Birthplace of the Indianapolis Colts
Massachusetts: Liberal, well at least were known for something.
Michigan: You dont have to go to Detroit.
Minnesota: For Sale
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, very little else.
Nebraska: Were still here.
New Jersey: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney.
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets.
New York: The Big Fruit Salad.
North Carolina: Five Million People, fifteen last names.
Ohio: Dont Judge us by Cleveland.
Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal.
Rhode Island: THANK YOU FAMILY GUY!
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota.
Tennessee: The Educashun State.
Texas: We had G. W. Bush first and we survived.
Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus.
Virigina: We are not related to West Virigina.
West Virigina: Still with more dentists than teeth.

Ill add more as time allows, feel free to add your own.

Rob

 

[guitman69]

Florida: Voting for the wrong candidate since 2000

 

[RobAce]

Florida: Voting for the wrong candidate since 2000

Thats a good one! LOL

Or another

Florida: Beaches, leeches and leashes....and thats just Key West!

Rob

 

[bellystrokes]

California: We never met a piece of paper to be signed that we didn't like.

California: Two words that scare the world but not us: earthquakes and lawsuits.

California: We know the difference between Thai massage and Swedish massage


(ok, not as funny but some CA folks will be amused).

Very funny list Robace

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Oregon - We all are lumberjacks and thats ok! We sleep all night and we work all day!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny indeed. 😀

 

[SpiffyTickler]

Alabama: Bring your cousin

 

[Bugman]

Kansas-Why?

Kansas-No other state would have us.

Kansas-They had to put SOMETHING here.

 

[bellystrokes]

Well somebody has to say it:

California: My governator can beat up your governator.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Oregon - California's Canada

Oregon - The pollution-free California

 

[Bugman]

Kansas-The Land Of....give me a second,i'll think of something.

 

[RobAce]

Arizona: Yes, this is where the Grand Canyon is.

Texas: We do still speak English.

New Hampshire: Nothing going on here.
Vermont: Ditto.

Oklahoma: The Civilized State. Awww who are we kidding.
Washington: We had 50 Rain free days last year!
Idaho: Potatoes, need we say more.
South Carolina: Illegally marring cousins since 1866!

Alabama: Bring your cousin

LMAO....Priceless.

Rob

 

[guitman69]

More Florida ones

Florida: God's waiting room

And from the Simpsons

Florida: America's wang

Florida: It looks like America is pissing on Cuba

Florida: If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it!

I'm sorry about that last one, it's late and I can't sleep.