Alabama: Literasy Ain't Eerething.
Alaska: And you thought your winters were cold.
Arkansas: At least were not Oklahoma
Arizona: Cactus? No Cac you.
California: Swimming Pools, Movie Stars, Lawsuits, Plastic Surgery, but at least the beaches are real.
Colorado: In John (Elway) we trust.
Georgia: Freedom Schmeedom
Hawaii: We just so pretty.
Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
Indiana: We make beer possible.
Kansas: Orville Redenbacher for President
Kentucky: Tobacco is a vegetable.
Maine: Thousands of birds cant be wrong.
Maryland: Birthplace of the Indianapolis Colts
Massachusetts: Liberal, well at least were known for something.
Michigan: You dont have to go to Detroit.
Minnesota: For Sale
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, very little else.
Nebraska: Were still here.
New Jersey: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney.
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets.
New York: The Big Fruit Salad.
North Carolina: Five Million People, fifteen last names.
Ohio: Dont Judge us by Cleveland.
Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal.
Rhode Island: THANK YOU FAMILY GUY!
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota.
Tennessee: The Educashun State.
Texas: We had G. W. Bush first and we survived.
Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus.
Virigina: We are not related to West Virigina.
West Virigina: Still with more dentists than teeth.
Ill add more as time allows, feel free to add your own.
Rob
Alaska: And you thought your winters were cold.
Arkansas: At least were not Oklahoma
Arizona: Cactus? No Cac you.
California: Swimming Pools, Movie Stars, Lawsuits, Plastic Surgery, but at least the beaches are real.
Colorado: In John (Elway) we trust.
Georgia: Freedom Schmeedom
Hawaii: We just so pretty.
Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
Indiana: We make beer possible.
Kansas: Orville Redenbacher for President
Kentucky: Tobacco is a vegetable.
Maine: Thousands of birds cant be wrong.
Maryland: Birthplace of the Indianapolis Colts
Massachusetts: Liberal, well at least were known for something.
Michigan: You dont have to go to Detroit.
Minnesota: For Sale
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, very little else.
Nebraska: Were still here.
New Jersey: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney.
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets.
New York: The Big Fruit Salad.
North Carolina: Five Million People, fifteen last names.
Ohio: Dont Judge us by Cleveland.
Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal.
Rhode Island: THANK YOU FAMILY GUY!
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota.
Tennessee: The Educashun State.
Texas: We had G. W. Bush first and we survived.
Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus.
Virigina: We are not related to West Virigina.
West Virigina: Still with more dentists than teeth.
Ill add more as time allows, feel free to add your own.
Rob
