Riddle me this...

[CurtWild]

How come if someone needs to be woken up, I can and will do anything to make it happen. But if my dog or cat is sleeping on or close to me, I won't dare move no matter how uncomfortable I am.

Why?

 

[Bothersome]

No idea.

I know for a fact that my dog or cat won't try and shoot me in the process of me waking them up. With people, I can never be sure.

 

[CurtWild]

For the record, these are the fuckers that make me do these things...

 

[BlackestLily]

A story for you!:

It's recorded that Muezza was the Prophet Muhammad's favourite cat and when Prophet Muhammad gave sermons within his household he would often hold Muezza in his lap.
One story recounts that when the call to prayer was given, the Prophet went to put on one a robe and found his cat sleeping on the sleeve. Rather than disturbing the cat, he cut off the sleeve and let him sleep.

 

[c7_assassin]

I would say you're... pussy whipped?



Ha ha, sorry, I'm very drunk.

 

[Ishaanshah]

 

[Soda Bobinski]

How come if someone needs to be woken up, I can and will do anything to make it happen. But if my dog or cat is sleeping on or close to me, I won't dare move no matter how uncomfortable I am.

Why?

Because at heart , you are a furry.

 

[CurtWild]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Bothersome]

Because at heart, you are a furry.

So it has been said, so it shall be.

 

[CurtWild]

Well this is an unfortunate turn of events.

Goodbye all. I must now find and register at the FMF