ridiculous pick-up lines

[Ticklerguy4u]

I was talking to a woman I know and she told me she went to a dance club last week with her friend. Well guys were hitting on them most of the night using the most lamest to the hilarious pick-up lines. One guy even constantly begged to get their numbers. I thought to myself, "did he think that was even going to work?!"

I was wondering if any ladies here ever had that experience of being hit on with a ridiculous line?

 

[gabrielle]

yes, sure. "did we ever meet before" is probably one of the most boring ones. most pick-up lines aren't very original at all.
But in general I'd say, it all depends on the guy himself and HOW he brings up his line. The most worn out pick-up line, if brought on charmingly and pepped up with that special something CAN work just fine. at least for me 🙂

cheers
gabrielle

 

[Champ!]

I'm the worlds worst at pickup lines. It seems that there aren't any original pickup lines anymore.

I've asked a few female friends of mine about the best approach. Usually they always said be natural.

My friend is reading the book "The Game" He raves by it and said it has worked for him while others say its a waste of time.

 

[Helena]

Here are some ridiculous pick up lines!

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

You look a lot like my future wife.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.

My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

 

[gabrielle]

I'm the worlds worst at pickup lines. It seems that there aren't any original pickup lines anymore.

I've asked a few female friends of mine about the best approach. Usually they always said be natural.
My friend is reading the book "The Game" He raves by it and said it has worked for him while others say its a waste of time.

yes, I think, that's about the best advise, you'll probably get.
don't think, one can learn from a book, btw... 😉

gabrielle

 

[jersey_tickler]

Here's a couple you might've forgotten, Helena

"I'd buy ya a drink, but I'd be too jealous of the straw".

"Your legs must be tired, because they've been running through my mind".

LOL

 

[OnnaOtaku]

While at a strip club, a guy sat down next to me, put his money down for the stripper to dance for him, afterwards he whispered into my ear, "I enjoyed you more than I enjoyed her.".

This next one isn't really a line, and it also happened that same night at the strip club. Stripper came around, doing her little dances for everyone. I had my dollar lying there waiting, little did I know I wouldn't be getting a dance, but was going to be dooped into showing my boobs. She took my dollar and asked/told me to show them and I said no, then about 4 or so other guys came up and layed down money to have me show them, by then I felt obligated. It was a quick flash.

 

[drew70]

Here's a few more:

Hi there. How'd you like to meet the head of a large "firm?"

Can I get your number? No? Gee, I guess a blowjob's outta the question, huh?

Girl, you must be a parking ticket, cause you got "fine" written all over you! 😀

 

[Helena]

Hello Drew 70,
Sleazy pick up lines.....yours were funny enough to make me giggle.
Thank you for that.

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Hello jersey_tickler,
I don't know why these sleazy lines make me giggle. Maybe I've been hit on enough so it doesn't bother me anymore.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

1 that I have that always makes me laugh, "I lost my virginity-can I have yours?" a variation of the phone number line.

 

[Helena]

1 that I have that always makes me laugh, "I lost my virginity-can I have yours?" a variation of the phone number line.

TicklishGrl4Lfe,
I've heard that one, but it's never been used on me. Well, goodness, now I have something to look forward to!

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

LMAO!! these lines are exactly what I was talking about. As a matter of fact Girls Do It Too I am also talking about the lengths guys would go to get a girl's number.

She told one guy that she wasnt interested males but females and hated "mr. willy" and this poor fool actually said "oh, its okay..I hate mine too. So can I get your number anyway?"

 

[drew70]

Hello Drew 70,
Sleazy pick up lines.....yours were funny enough to make me giggle.
Thank you for that.

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Hey stranger. Long time no chat! 🙂 Any day I can put a smile on your face is a good day!

 

[Senbab]

i know i just posted this before on the other thread, but still. I present to you the best pickup line ever:

"Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"

😉

 

[Tick L]

Oh, the wonderful world of pick-up lines, I must say I do not often resort to them. The best way to approach is girl is to just do it, go up to them and find out about them, have a chat, and just be yourself, I find that's the best way to go. The only time pickup lines work is if the girl has a sense of humor, and taking that risk isn't usually a good idea.

 

[german]

Just watch Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy. That move cracked me up so much and its full of them............"how about two tickets to the gun show" and my all time favourite (that panther perfume) "60% of the time it works all the time" that just killed me lol.

Kust

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

Oh, the wonderful world of pick-up lines, I must say I do not often resort to them. The best way to approach is girl is to just do it, go up to them and find out about them, have a chat, and just be yourself, I find that's the best way to go. The only time pickup lines work is if the girl has a sense of humor, and taking that risk isn't usually a good idea.

I agree, its just funny how guys assume that telling a woman the size of his manhood, there wallet not to mention how much they want to screw them is supposed to make them swoon.

 

[Snail Shell]

The absolute worst I've ever heard actually used is "Can I offer you some sex in exchange for sex?" And no, it wasn't me. 🙂

Snail Shell

 

[Champ!]

Going to clubs here in Denver seems like the worst place to meet someone. The most success I've had going out and exchanging numbers with someone, was usually when I didn't plan on going out to meet someone.

I think its funny because females have this intuition and they can smell when a guy is desperate like a mile away. You will get shot down everytime.

IMO...do not start a conversation off by saying "Hey you're fly, You look hot, etc" Thats a fast way to crash and burn.

 

[Senbab]

actually, most of the girls I know love cheesy pick up lines, simply because nobody uses them anymore. they definatly wont go as far as sex, but they will talk to the guy. it seems that they find the lines funny.

 

[Dário F]

There's also another good/humurous pick up line, probably also very famous that goes something like this: "Is your father in jail? No? Cause i thought he stole two pearls to put in your eyes..."

 

[Tamia78]

I posted my favorite one in an earlier thread, but I like it, so here goes...

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from Heaven?"

--T

 

[Senbab]

I posted my favorite one in an earlier thread, but I like it, so here goes...

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from Heaven?"

--T

now ya see? i could at least get a hug from like, 10 different girls that i didnt know with a line like that lol.

 

[PainTrain]

I remember one of my best friends was walking in the mall with me, and he saw this girl that he thought was hot, so he stopped and stared at her with big, wide eyes. Naturally, her eyes met his, then he said "Wow... Angels do walk the earth..."

I was on the floor. =P

 

[MrPartickler]

"Do you know what would look good on you? .....Me."

Works everytime! 😀