c7_assassin
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Los Angeles- Film critic Roger Ebert has been been replaced with a grotesque, inhuman puppet-monster.
Reports indicate the living affront to god has spent the last several days shambling about the city and attending film premiers, continuing the sick masquerade that this is actually the well-known critic for the Chicago Sun-Times.
"It's cancer, you tremendous dickholes!" shouted the grimacing troll as screaming citizens fled and threw garbage in a vain attempt to appease its unimaginable appetites.
If you see film critic Roger Ebert, do not approach or look directly at him: reports indicate that eye contact will likely allow the alien life-force that animates his form to enter and infect his next unwitting host.
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Pictured: undeniable photographic proof of evil.
Pictured: undeniable photographic proof of evil.
Reports indicate the living affront to god has spent the last several days shambling about the city and attending film premiers, continuing the sick masquerade that this is actually the well-known critic for the Chicago Sun-Times.
"It's cancer, you tremendous dickholes!" shouted the grimacing troll as screaming citizens fled and threw garbage in a vain attempt to appease its unimaginable appetites.
If you see film critic Roger Ebert, do not approach or look directly at him: reports indicate that eye contact will likely allow the alien life-force that animates his form to enter and infect his next unwitting host.





