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Rook's Question Nook

If you were an item to be advertised nationally on a commercial, what would the sales pitch be?
 
texastickler said:
If you were an item to be advertised nationally on a commercial, what would the sales pitch be?
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"You want fun loving? You want craaaazy as fuck? You want a heart of gold? Getcha summa Ryan... Offered in blueberry, and pumpkin spice; only throughout the holiday season!"
😛
 
Rook's Media said:

"You want fun loving? You want craaaazy as fuck? You want a heart of gold? Getcha summa Ryan... Offered in blueberry, and pumpkin spice; only throughout the holiday season!"
😛
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Sweet. I could see there would be a run on that product.

Favorite cut of meat?
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
Tell me how fucking stoked you are for Bella's. Tell me RIGHT now.
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texastickler said:
Sweet. I could see there would be a run on that product.

Favorite cut of meat?
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Sorry man, it's a lil' late...with a good night's rest, my sales pitch would probably be a little more in-depth! 😀

Ribeye...Cooked medium rare....more rare than medium. :omnomnom:
 
DAmmit, I should have called earlier Ryan, but, I'm going down the road to the gas station, can I get you something? 😀
 
KrazieDog said:
DAmmit, I should have called earlier Ryan, but, I'm going down the road to the gas station, can I get you something? 😀
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:roflmao:

My brotha!!!

Sure thing...

3 Pepperjack taquitos, 2 Caramello Bars...and a Strawberry Swisher Sweet!

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Skipadeedoodah said:
You just rocketed me back in time to my years in a gas station. Kill yourself.
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Really? Awwwwwwwww...then get off your ass and get me a carton of Marlboro Lights 100s and two lottery tickets, and lets move that ass while your at it. :neenerneener:

And not to derail the thread like Lyz did, HEY RYAN, WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU!?!??
 
KrazieDog said:
Really? Awwwwwwwww...then get off your ass and get me a carton of Marlboro Lights 100s and two lottery tickets, and lets move that ass while your at it. :neenerneener:

And not to derail the thread like Lyz did, HEY RYAN, WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU!?!??
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I hate you. And so I don't derail and get bitched at - Ryan, do you hate Jay as much as I do?
 
KrazieDog said:
*pants out of breath* Dude, sorry, all they had behind the counter was Vanilla Swisher Sweets...is that ok?
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Vanilla works perfectly, my friend! 😀 :happyfloa


Skipadeedoodah said:
You just rocketed me back in time to my years in a gas station. Kill yourself.
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:popcorn:

KrazieDog said:
Really? Awwwwwwwww...then get off your ass and get me a carton of Marlboro Lights 100s and two lottery tickets, and lets move that ass while your at it. :neenerneener:

And not to derail the thread like Lyz did, HEY RYAN, WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU!?!??
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:popcorn:

Skipadeedoodah said:
I hate you. And so I don't derail and get bitched at - Ryan, do you hate Jay as much as I do?
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:popcorn:

:roflmao:

Okay, you two...

Do I have to get this fight sanctioned by the Ohio State Athletic Commision?

Should I prepare them for the November altercation?

:neenerneener:
 
Rook's Media said:
Both of you...I'm seriously smiling from ear to mother fucking ear! :bwahaha:

You've just made my morning...
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Our pleasure man. You'd be shocked when Lyz and I get going, I've actually had people pm and ask, "Do yall really hate each other?". :jester: All I can is "hello no, that's my sister from another mister". And of course, like you will see at Bellas, she is the biggest shit talker on this entire forum, but in real life, the sweetest girl and has hugs to go around for days. :twohugs:

We WILL set her on fire though, correct?
 
KrazieDog said:
Our pleasure man. You'd be shocked when Lyz and I get going, I've actually had people pm and ask, "Do yall really hate each other?". :jester: All I can is "hello no, that's my sister from another mister". And of course, like you will see at Bellas, she is the biggest shit talker on this entire forum, but in real life, the sweetest girl and has hugs to go around for days. :twohugs:

We WILL set her on fire though, correct?
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That was so sweet!!! ILY!!!!

*hugpouncerapebreakdanceontheroofstealscrunchiesforheadwhere'sthehandlethanksforthecandy*
 
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