This is for the "chocaholics" among you (full-time or part-time)--no
need to
mention names.
1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
too
slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
3. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store
in a
hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
off
your appetite and you'll eat less.
5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to
protect themselves.
6. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
7. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger.
9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That
way, at least you'll get one thing done.
10. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
11. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But
if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
The 12-step chocoholics program:
Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.
need to
mention names.
1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
too
slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
3. The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store
in a
hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
off
your appetite and you'll eat less.
5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to
protect themselves.
6. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
7. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
8. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger.
9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
That
way, at least you'll get one thing done.
10. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
11. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But
if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
The 12-step chocoholics program:
Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.
