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[Artoo]

My butthole hurts now.

Quoted. 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

Sink plunger up the arse... one way to cure constipation, I guess................

 

[milagros317]

😱 😱

 

[Bugman]

Can't say I'm surprised by this. Every time I think I've heard it all, someone steps up to the plate and hits one out of the park.

 

[Korastus]

That was painful to read. Guuuuuuuuuuuh.

 

[Angel77]

Can't say I'm surprised by this. Every time I think I've heard it all, someone steps up to the plate and hits one out of the park.

And this one happened to be a Grand Slam...........

 

[Bugman]

And this one happened to be a Grand Slam...........

No Bug, don't say it. Stay thy tounge.

 

[Angel77]

No Bug, don't say it. Stay thy tounge.

😀

You know you wanna! 😛

 

[Bugman]

😀

You know you wanna! 😛

Nope, not me. But we should not derail this thread further methinks. 🙂

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Get a room, you two. Just be careful of showers and poles! 😀

 

[venray]

 

[venray]

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[Angel77]

Get a room, you two. Just be careful of showers and poles! 😀

Haha!!!! 😀

LMAO!!!!




I wonder how that guy is feeling today? I'm betting not so good.

 

[TickVix]

I cringed while reading this, but I mean all I can say is he should have known better that was just...see, I'm lost for words.

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Quoted. 😀

I hate you. <3

 

[Cy/MiG]

The old saying 'whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger' is total crap and this story proves it.

The saying should really be:

'Whatever doesn't kill you MAY make you stronger, but also may end up rupturing your rectum, causing debilitating pain and serving as a humiliating but hilarious story for others'

 

[paracarl44]

OUCH!