Santa is Tapping Your Phone

[luv2bt&tickled]

Santa is Tapping Your Phone

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.



He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.



He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.



So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.


[Supposedly written for and sung at a US Department of Justice, Office of Legal Counsel Christmas party during the Carter administration.]


😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

LOL That's cute, Tracy...especially because it's so close to the truth.

Ann

 

[Flatfoot]

I wonder if he's also monitoring online activity........

 

[amk714]

Well, that's one way Santa can tell whether we've been naughty or nice this year! Good post, Tracy. 😀

 

[MistressValerie]

Well, that's one way Santa can tell whether we've been naughty or nice this year! Good post, Tracy. 😀

I wonder if he ever makes the list of naughty girls available ... 😉

Luv,

 

[slacker2114]

Great. Now I can be PARANOID as well as depressed for the holidays. Sheesh! I wonder if Canada is accepting new members....

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

I wonder if he's also monitoring online activity........

Probably Flatfoot! 😀

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Well, that's one way Santa can tell whether we've been naughty or nice this year! Good post, Tracy. 😀

Thanks Alex! *Hugs* These posts I post are all in fun and if it makes one person smile or laugh then it is well worth it. 🙂 We have so much bad, sickness and negative things going on, so I want to share humor and fun things.

 

[slacker2114]

Y'know, I don't exactly consider hiding in terror under my bed 'fun'.

Unless it's because a woman with a feather is looking for me. (Oh right, like you didn't see that one coming! 🙄 )