Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Not just no, but HELL no.
Does a hug make you feel better?
Hugs are freakin' awesome... who the hell doesn't feel better after a good hug?
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Nope. Didn't pass out... was enjoying the coolness of the tile too much. Plus, I had to call my fiance several times to tell her about Gumby, and how much better I felt after I'd thrown up, after she'd already hung up on me once for some mysterious reason. 🙄
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Usually get in, turn the water on, and feel the water comin' outta the tub spigot until the temp is just right, then switch it to the showerhead.
What did you do today?
Slept in, took pain drugs, went and saw the TOTALLY FREAKIN' AWESOME Dark Knight movie, came home and took moar pain drugs, came here to see what's up...
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
Hmmm... maybe, in a hurry? Usually shave in the shower.
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
Not in any traditional sense, but kinda sorta.
Have you ever thought about your death?
Oh sure. Have SCUD missiles shot at *YOU* and not think about dyin'. A few times.
Ever been in love?
Oh yes. S'pretty freakin' neat, innit?
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Can't I have my cake and eat her, too?
What is your favorite sport?
Tickling. And video games.
What color is your shower curtain?
White. My old one was clear, and it made the bathroom look bigger. But it was a bitch to keep clean.
Have you ever had stitches?
Oh sure! Even got me some new ones last night!
Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
Don't kid yourself... they DO.
Do you know how to use chop sticks?
Sure. But why the hell use sticks when there are perfectly fine forks and spoons out there? They're pretty useful for lighting your fireplace, though.
Lyrics stuck in your head?
None at the moment.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Goin' to Occupational Medicine to have my busted finger looked at.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
Batman.
Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Fuck no. Tried givin' one FOOD one time, though. You shoulda SEEN how pissed he was. Fuck 'em.
Have you ever run over an animal?
Yep. Got me a suicidal squirrel, what was either a possum or a giant freeakin' rat, and a crow/blackbird actually flyin' into my damned headlight and stuck in there. Gross.
What is your favorite cereal?
Oh man. Bwahahahahahahaha! I have a cereal fetish. Favorite? That's hysterical.
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
No, but I'm going to NOW!
What are you doing right at this moment?
Typing mostly one-handed. And watchin' Futurama.
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Oh hell yeah. I wish I'd gotten it done 20 years ago.
Where's your favorite place to be?
With someone ticklish who likes to laugh.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Yup. Done lotsa stuff nakers. I highly recommend it.
Do you dream in black and white?
Dunno! I'm told we dream in black and white, and for the life of me, I can't honestly remember. But my brain must be pullin' a Ted Turner on them when it matters, because I know what color things were when I remember my dreams.
Do you snore?
Unfortunately, I'm told I do, upon occasion.
Are you a redneck?
*ahem* If yew go to family reunions ta meet women... ya'll might be a redneck.
NO.
How many girls would you just love to shoot?
Girls? Just girls? That would cut my list in half! Besides, girls is for ticklin'. And if I wanna get rid of somebody, I ain't gonna shoot 'em and give the anti-gun losers reasons to try and take our guns away. Plus, it's *soooooooooooooo* much more gratifying when you wrap your hands around their necks and SQUEEEEEEEZE until your thumbs and forefingers meet in the middle.
Who was the last person to actually pick you up in the air?
Wow. I'd hafta guess my Dad. Like 30-35 years ago. Not a lotta peeps alive who could manage it today.
The last time you screamed?
That would be about 18-20 hours ago, when my finger was being ground to bloody pulp in the frame of a steel door.
Does any part of your body hurt?
Ummm... I dunno... my finger? Maybe. A little.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! What a list THAT would be!
Last person you had a deep and meaningful conversation with?
Hmmm. That's a toughie. Since ALL my conversations are deep and meaningful. Especially for the people I'm talking to.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Ooooh. Good one. So many people spring to mind. Gotta go with the first time I fell in love, though. Ya never forget your first.
Do you bite on straws?
Uhhhhhh, no? But I HAVE used them like a toothpick.
What are you dreading right now?
Hmmm. The end of this episode of Family Guy. It's the Star Wars one.
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
Sometimes. Lame question. Boo, seriously.
Who is the youngest in your family?
MEEEEE!!!! I'm the baby... gotta love me!
Last person you texted?
A co-worker.
Are you ticklish?
Sometimes. Depends on who, and where. Why...? Wanna play?
Do you have plans for today?
Other than the trip to the doctor I already mentioned? Nope.
Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn't?
The Gubbermint! Iz konzpirrasee, I tellin' ya! Bigg Brudder iz watchin'![/B]
How's your heart lately?
Taken.
Do you believe in karma?
My karma ran over your dogma. Sorry. 🙂
Do you wanna be with someone right now?
I AM with someone right now. But she's snoring.
Last thing you drank?
A nice, icy glass of Citrus Pop (a Mountain Dew knockoff that I'm addicted to)
What was the last thing you saw on a TV?
American Dad
Have you ever received a love letter?
Yup.
Have you ever cried in the cinemas?
Sure. More than once. Sign of a damn good movie that makes you respond that strongly.
Are you a bitch....Be truthful?
Oh, thweetie, you wouldn't love me any other way. Thtop it, theriouthly. You big, thilly thavage.
Would you ever donate blood?
There was a time I used to, but no, not anymore.
Who was the last person you sat next to?
Ayla_ny
What are you doing for your next birthday?
Meh. Dunno. Prolly workin'.
What is the name of your sibling’s best friend?
Not a clue.
Is there anything in your stomach right now?
Dark Chocolate Peanut M&M's, Citrus Pop, pain pills, and anti-biotics.
Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Ha. No. I'm the one ironing out the wrinkles of complication. I like things simple.
What is the last thing you bought someone?
A new cell phone.