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[BrightEyes1082]

I'm not so sure that's true - the discomfort part.

I become uncomfortable when people so much as touch me. I won't even let my mother hug me because I don't like how it feels. I don't let anyone touch me. Last doctor's visit I had, my OBGYN asked if she could see that hairy place on my stomach - you no, the normal place, that's related to sex ... that I know nothing about because no one else has been there, even though my doctor told me that people usually use that place - and I wouldn't even let her look at me there. It's not my secrets she wanted to look at ... and all the while ... I didn't even feel comfortable with someone looking at it. Again, ASD here. It's to be expected.

It's more than just discomfort for me in that area. I mean, I'm so sensitive there that it hurts wipe. (I do it, regardless 🙄), but I still can't stand anyone looking at me down there, not to mention someone so much as just touching me on the outside. It would hurt. Badly.

Funny thing... I never relax in public...

Nobody said it was fun or comfortable, kiddo. But I can assure you
it's a whole lot less uncomfortable than going through cancer treatment
because you never got screened. I know it's not fun, but it's for your
protection. It's for the most part cold and impersonal, and they make
small talk, and it takes about 10-15 minutes total. Then you're done for
the year. Don't lose sleep over it.

 

[desdemona]

Glad the rumours are getting around. But I have no personal knowledge of yours, m'dear.

Of which I'm well aware and intend to keep said knowledge on a "need to know" basis.

Oh, and poor Guillaume... dying before the age of 40. He must have done quite a lot of living in that short amount of time to have such vast knowledge to pass on to us oh so sheltered virgins. Ah, to be so debauched! <3

 

[TangerineTicklee]

Nobody said it was fun or comfortable, kiddo. But I can assure you
it's a whole lot less uncomfortable than going through cancer treatment
because you never got screened. I know it's not fun, but it's for your
protection. It's for the most part cold and impersonal, and they make
small talk, and it takes about 10-15 minutes total. Then you're done for
the year. Don't lose sleep over it.

I'm not a kiddo.

No, you can't assure me of anything. You have to keep in mind that I have an SPD. Sensory processing disorder. Simply being touched on the shoulder or back or anywhere "general" can cause me to have sensory overloads and are extremely uncomfortable. I'm tremendously reclusive because of it. You don't know how it effects me, so you cannot say that you know for a fact it isn't something for me to lose sleep over. I'm not like neurotypicals. I have a processing disorder that - for the lack of better words - has ruined a huge majority of my life. I had to drop out of high school because of it because my "educators" didn't care that I couldn't learn with a ton of chit chat in the background of the classes. There was so much talking and so much work that I never understood the assignment from the yip-yap of the teachers, therefore I could never accomplish anything.

No, I'm assuring you, as I do know myself better than just about anyone else - it will not be easy, if not impossible for me to go through.

Cancer treatment. I wouldn't undergo that either. Again, SPD. I never even received treatment for my SPD, and I'm not sure if I will be able to, depending on whether or not I can afford it. I might. If not, then I doubt I will function normally at all.

 

[tickles]

I'm not so sure that's true - the discomfort part.

I become uncomfortable when people so much as touch me. I won't even let my mother hug me because I don't like how it feels. I don't let anyone touch me. Last doctor's visit I had, my OBGYN asked if she could see that hairy place on my stomach - you no, the normal place, that's related to sex ... that I know nothing about because no one else has been there, even though my doctor told me that people usually use that place - and I wouldn't even let her look at me there. It's not my secrets she wanted to look at ... and all the while ... I didn't even feel comfortable with someone looking at it. Again, SPD here. It's to be expected.

It's more than just discomfort for me in that area. I mean, I'm so sensitive there that it hurts wipe. (I do it, regardless 🙄), but I still can't stand anyone looking at me down there, not to mention someone so much as just touching me on the outside. It would hurt. Badly.

Funny thing... I never relax in public...

....so what do you "enjoy" about tickling?

beg your pardon Libertine if this is a derail of your original post intent...🙂

 

[Saeria]

saeria possesses kegels of absolute DOOOOOOOOOOM. When youse ugleh, you gotta hone some master talents to make up for it 😀.

 

[TangerineTicklee]

....so what do you "enjoy" about tickling?

beg your pardon Libertine if this is a derail of your original post intent...🙂

...What's your point by asking that question? I don't get it.

Tickling has nothing to do with the extreme discomfort of a pap smear. I doubt it would tickle me. I'm sure it would be too much for me because of two things: 1) my SPD, and 2) my PTSD - (said events leading to this will remain publicly withheld); I might consider sharing it in a PM to whomever asks me about it, but that depends on whether I trust that said individual or not.

Having sensory overloads don't tickle. They're highly unpleasant. When having a sensory overload due to touch, the sensation doesn't come close to tickling; rather, it is as if my whole body is misfiring electrical impulses, therefore causing me extreme vertigo, the temporal inability to see, the temporal inability to move, and the temporal inability to process sound. It, in fact, feels nothing like being tickled.

 

[desdemona]

saeria possesses kegels of absolute DOOOOOOOOOOM. When youse ugleh, you gotta hone some master talents to make up for it 😀.

LOL you go, girl. But you are so not ugleh, so don't even go there 😛

 

[Libertine]

Well from the male perspective, I had a girlfriend who could make me cum while I was inside her and I didn't move at all!!
She made me cum just from her Kegel muscles moving in a certain way...
Those were good times!

saeria possesses kegels of absolute DOOOOOOOOOOM.😀.

Now THAT'S more like it.

Laydeez- can we please get this thread back to EEE-rotic from NEU-rotic?

You can always start another thread somewhere else regarding the supremely valuable ministrations of.....

Dr. Georgios Papanikolaou, A.K.A. Zorba the Snatchscraper!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pap_test

Meanwhile...Let's keep those 'Tighter Than Thou Tales' flowing!

As it were.

XXX

 

[Bohemianne]

LOL. Salute to a Hilarious Thread

Microscope please!

Shhhhh... this is classified:

There was once that he simply can't get in, and when he was able to force himself in, he's stuck, it took 7 days to pull it OUT!

 

[TangerineTicklee]

LOL. Salute to a Hilarious Thread

Microscope please!

Shhhhh... this is classified:

There was once that he simply can't get in, and when he was able to force himself in, he's stuck, it took 7 days to pull it OUT!

7 days?

At any rate, I'll drop the subject matter of Paps. I was simply responding to someone else's comment regarding Paps because of the idea that I might be in the position of getting one. Either way - as things have changed - I know know that I will not (never) get a Pap. No matter what. (Reasons for this are publicly withheld as well, as it is a shame that I'm sure no one would believe my reasons.)

But whatever. Carry on.

 

[Bohemianne]

7 days?

At any rate, I'll drop the subject matter of Paps. I was simply responding to someone else's comment regarding Paps because of the idea that I might be in the position of getting one. Either way - as things have changed - I know know that I will not (never) get a Pap. No matter what. (Reasons for this are publicly withheld as well, as it is a shame that I'm sure no one would believe my reasons.)

But whatever. Carry on.

^ For the record, what I'm talking about does not concern pap smear...

 

[ticklishangel52]

It's official, there is a thread about EVERYTHING in this forum.

 

[Babbles]

For the unnecessarily invasive....

It's official, there is a thread about EVERYTHING in this forum.

Quite right. 🙄 😛

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