ShiningIce
3rd Level Green Feather
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1. They think that bonus games where you press buttons as fast as you can don't wreck your controllers enough.
2. Because they think that bonus games where you press buttons as fast as you can don't wreck your controllers enough, they introduce bonus games where you throw your controller at the floor as hard as possible.
3. They make a light-gun peripheral that shoots real bullets at your TV.
4. Their games are arcade-perfect, right down to the coin-slot in the cartridge.
5. They made a 140 hour RPG that doesn't have any way to save your game.
6. They hire people to kill good game designers so they have less competition.
7. The make a game with a 2 hour intro sequence that's just a black screen with a poorly written story and a 10 second song. ...And you have to watch it every time you turn the game on.
8. They make sports games and update the team statistics every year without updating the actual game. They just released a new version of it for Playstation and Nintendo 64 and it's exactly like the NES version from over a decade ago.
9. They made one of those games that let you design your own game. ...And they didn't give you any help, it's just a blank screen for you to start typing code on. ...With a control pad.
10. They made a game with with passwords that are written in digital code, they're 20 lines of 1's and 0's.
11. They made a fortune off of translating arcade games developed by an equally evil company to home systems. ...And their name starts with the letters A...c...c...l...a... --never mind!
12. They're famous makers puzzle games, they've made a total of over 50: each one a slightly different twist on Puyo Puyo.
13. They recieved a $2,000,000 grant from a video game lover and blew it all on making CD-i games.
*Bonus* Sign you shouldn't be at this site: You were the guy that gave them the 2 million dollar grant.
14.
They build arcade cabinets that have robot arms on the back to unplug neighboring machines.
15. They wanted to go down in the record books for making the world's longest controller cord. Their latest console comes with a controller that responds two seconds after you push the button because the cord is so long.
16. They make games that combine the powers of all of the mainstream systems: They're expensive and take too long to come out like the ones on Nintendo 64, they're hard to make like Saturn games, and almost all of them suck like Playstation games.
17. They've found a way to make a fortune off of full-motion-video games and won't tell anybody else. ...Wait, maybe that means they're really good.
2. Because they think that bonus games where you press buttons as fast as you can don't wreck your controllers enough, they introduce bonus games where you throw your controller at the floor as hard as possible.
3. They make a light-gun peripheral that shoots real bullets at your TV.
4. Their games are arcade-perfect, right down to the coin-slot in the cartridge.
5. They made a 140 hour RPG that doesn't have any way to save your game.
6. They hire people to kill good game designers so they have less competition.
7. The make a game with a 2 hour intro sequence that's just a black screen with a poorly written story and a 10 second song. ...And you have to watch it every time you turn the game on.
8. They make sports games and update the team statistics every year without updating the actual game. They just released a new version of it for Playstation and Nintendo 64 and it's exactly like the NES version from over a decade ago.
9. They made one of those games that let you design your own game. ...And they didn't give you any help, it's just a blank screen for you to start typing code on. ...With a control pad.
10. They made a game with with passwords that are written in digital code, they're 20 lines of 1's and 0's.
11. They made a fortune off of translating arcade games developed by an equally evil company to home systems. ...And their name starts with the letters A...c...c...l...a... --never mind!
12. They're famous makers puzzle games, they've made a total of over 50: each one a slightly different twist on Puyo Puyo.
13. They recieved a $2,000,000 grant from a video game lover and blew it all on making CD-i games.
*Bonus* Sign you shouldn't be at this site: You were the guy that gave them the 2 million dollar grant.
14.
They build arcade cabinets that have robot arms on the back to unplug neighboring machines.
15. They wanted to go down in the record books for making the world's longest controller cord. Their latest console comes with a controller that responds two seconds after you push the button because the cord is so long.
16. They make games that combine the powers of all of the mainstream systems: They're expensive and take too long to come out like the ones on Nintendo 64, they're hard to make like Saturn games, and almost all of them suck like Playstation games.
17. They've found a way to make a fortune off of full-motion-video games and won't tell anybody else. ...Wait, maybe that means they're really good.