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Silly Things You've Done While Drunk

Well now. There were quite a few things, back in the day. The Great Bottle Rocket Fight of 1975 comes to mind. We almost set Bagnell Dam River Park on fire. How we didn't wind up in jail I don't know.

Getting kicked off every go kart track in Lake Ozark City, near the dam. Almost falling out of a boat on Lake of The Ozarks, at one of the the deepest points in the lake.

Running my Triumph 650 up on the curb, hitting a stop sign and flying over the handlebars and sign into the street.

Drinking, combined with some pot smoking and playing chicken on snowmobiles.

I think that's good for starters.
 
hmmm, some are crazier than others, so for the sake of not entirely embarrassing myself. I will mention the lesser of two evils lol. I pick unsuspecting fights lol. Noting physical but I do tend to become a bit hostile after a few drinks and if someone looks at me the wrong way it begins haha. Hey, The funny thing is that I'm kind of small and normailly will feel all tough towards much larger people lol. Normailly I'm a happy drinker, but I did have moments like that 🙂.
 
I'm a professional drunk texter. It's not so much the texting part that gets me into trouble, but what the texts say. I'm a very lovey, soul-bearing drunk. Whatever I feel, I NEED you to know. It's kind of awful - kind of fun LOL
 
Bugman said:
Well now. There were quite a few things, back in the day. The Great Bottle Rocket Fight of 1975 comes to mind. We almost set Bagnell Dam River Park on fire. How we didn't wind up in jail I don't know.
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That reminds me of the time when my friend and I got drunk and started setting off bottle rockets from his balcony. The cops came, shining their ridiculously bright flashlights in the apartment, but we hid, and then when they left, we started up again. This back and forth went on for at least a couple of hours before we finally fell asleep lol.
 
AnnieHall would know how crazy tight the curves are going North-bound on Lake Shore Drive...one bad move and you're in the lake...sooooo

one night trying to drive, blacked out for a few seconds, and when I woke up was headed to the lake, but last second ditching of the concrete barriers and just barely escaped...

I did wake up doing 90 though....hehe
 
One time I was super drunk and leaving my friend's house. Out front she has a grassy yard with a fairly steep hill and a set of concrete steps. I stood at the top of both trying to figure out which was less dangerous. At the end I decided that I could not safely take on either of them, so in my state of drunken genius, I decided to lay down on the grass and roll down the hill :facepalm:

I reached the bottom safely and spent the rest of the night trying to say "capillaries."
 
TickVix said:
Hey, The funny thing is that I'm kind of small and normally will feel all tough towards much larger people lol. Normally I'm a happy drinker, but I did have moments like that 🙂.
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I think that's pretty common. I have been 6'3" 250 lbs. + since my mid teens. Inevitably it was the smallest guy in the bar or at a party who wanted to start something with me.
 
this lol

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lets see where do i start,

Vomited all over myself in my dads van when i called him to pick me up. wile a girl tried to give me a running hug, fell over a potted plant and almost landed in a pool, taking her down with me. Lots and lots of drunk face book posts. Put on Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb song and sing that in my drunken stuper. I become a REALLY Happy drunk and do funny stuff. that's all the stuff i can remember
 
i puked all over the side of my grandmothers car
 
oh yeah one night on a beer run I when along with some friends, I was already wasted, during the run pulled out my credit card willing to pay for more booze. Luckily my friends wouldn't let me do it. Happy Drunk + Credit Card = BAD
 
We were at a hotel party and completely trashed when these dudes showed up. One guy we called Red because he wore a red bandana, said that he could drink one of those Smirnoff ice bottles faster than me. I rarely turn down a challenge sober, and NEVER drunk, so I said okay. So we started drinking and he was kicking my ass so I decided to just open my throat and try to pour it down. About 3 seconds later my mouth was literally overflowing with Smirnoff and that guy had totally won. :megafail:
 
One night I stumbled out of the Harbor Lights, a bar in Lawrence, Kansas. I was so loaded I had to walk around the block twice looking for my car which was parked about twenty feet from the front door. How I made the 30 mile drive home without killing myself or some poor innocent is anyone's guess. That crossed the line from silliness to outright stupidity.
 
one night i went to the store wasted i could not even talk right i was sluring my words badly and i tried to buy some cigs for a friend and the lady at the counter could not under stand what i was trying to say lol
 
I was standing outside a bar in OCMD, The Party Block I think, amd I had somehow gotten stuck out there while a few of my friends left and the rest were still inside. I could see and talk to them through a chainlink fence but I couldn't get back in because it was 1:45am. While I was waiting for them to finish their drinks and come out, this woman approached me and said her husband was in the bar with their room key and she needed to go in and get him. Would I please hold her one-year-old baby while she went inside? I hesitated for several reasons, not the least of which being I was so incredibly drunk I wasn't confident I could balance the additional weight of this baby without both of us tumbling to the ground. I took the baby though, and she handed me the hand of her six year old, who I hadn't seen until now, and went inside.

I stood there, having no idea what to do, so I yelled through the fence to my friends still inside. They turned around, saw me with these two little kids, and just laughed hysterically and cursed for having no more pictures on their cameras. No help at all.

I guess the lady eventually came back for her kids. I don't remember leaving them with security (which is what she should have done from the start) and I wouldn't have given them to anybody else. Then the next day we saw them, sans husband, at some seafood buffet. Awwwwwkwarrrrrrrd.
 
I hit up this 10. Went back to her place...then propmtly passed out. She was pissed.
 
Tossed a few bicycles in the canal, puked on somebody's doorstep once and things like that.

I've got a habit of putting "for sale" signs in other lawns than the one belonging to the house that's for sale.

And I like to turn street signs in a 90° angle, did it at the street where one of my friends lived and it seriously fucked up the mail delivery 😀
 
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