so finally football makes sense (joke)

[steph]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

 

[sole seeker]

(*groan*) still, I thought it was worth a smirk or two.

 

[lk70]

NO WAY! FULL OUT LAUGHTER THIS ONE GETS! *wiping tears from eyes*

(baseball fan, can you tell?)

 

[RobAce]

ROFL!! I agree, this definately is one I will remember and repeat to my friends many times over.

 

[steph]

Glad you liked sweeties~ 😛
XOXO

 

[Dussicar]

LOL!!!

That is easily one of the cleverest jokes I've heard in a long time.

 

[natural tickler]

LOL Good one, steph

that's about the equal of when Paris Hilton told Pamela Anderson at a restaurant one time she hates reading when trying to read from a menu

 

[Newcastle Uni]

LOL!!!

That is easily one of the cleverest jokes I've heard in a long time.

Really? You must be pretty dumb then. Or not listen to many jokes. Or consider 5 minutes to be a long time.



I know, i know. I was gonna stop being rude, and i could have been ruder here. But I have to say. Its a decent joke. But not especially funny or clever.

Not to malign you steph. You do make great posts.

 

[AffectionateDan]

That's all right....

I'LL malign her for it!

BOOOOO!!! 😛

 

[steph]

Omg~ha!

Cutie!

I'LL malign her for it!

BOOOOO!!! 😛