So she's alone, and tied down.

[Angel77]

Talk to the Tv cameras in the room, because for sure it was one of those Tv programs in which people are trick, and without knowing they are been broadcasting to the whole of the country. Then proceed as a gentleman and release her, because my wife and my lover may be watching.
It look a typical situation like the one of those tv shows.

Lol, that was my first thought too. That it would be blasted all over the internet or on some tv program.

Or that some sicko kidnapped the girl, tied her up in some stranger's room only to hide in the closet to whack off while she was raped and/or tortured. Not a good thought.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Smoke a cigarette, grab a cup of coffee and go on with life as if nothing happened.

 

[TheTickleMonster]

you may not stay.

can't blame a guy for tryin 🙁

 

[AphxA]

Ask her if she knows tiger woods.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Well, if both the guy and the girl thread people ended up my bed, I could ofcourse answer some questions that have been bothering me for quite some time now.

-what does human flesh taste like?
-which is better, manflesh or womanflesh?

following the advice from Hannibal Lecter I'd bake some of their lower back muscles.

with a nice Chianti.

 

[Sandisk444]

I'd ask her if she could possibly regrout my bathtub.




Drew

lol! stole my idea....

honestly i would wonder who this is and how does she know where i live, the Swedish secret service are quite crafty you know

 

[SteakDinnerBoom]

I'd introduce her to the guy whose tied up in my bed from the other thread, then untie them both and ask if they could please go somewhere together so I can get some sleep?

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

This is real life.

 

[SteakDinnerBoom]

This is real life.

Yup, as real as it gets.

 

[Maestro1874]

I think its very obvious what anyone would do.

ask her politely to put her clothes on and leave immediately.

Politely my ass!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

What, no giant clam? I'm outta here.........................

OK, first a brunette, then a redhead and now a smoking hot blonde? This is really getting old! ****yawns**** Must admit that new "babe magnet" scent of Tide I've been washing my sheets in does seem to be working. Not so much for my underwear. But I digress, I would first call the Jehovah's witnesses to see if they were missing a hot smoking blond and then make the babe by mucho Amway and several time shares. Then I would tickle her senseless and let her post a reply to this thread.

 

[Gadilici]

Still call the police, cause it ain't kosher.

Probably being set up for something. Being robbed, or blackmailed or something.

Christopher

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

I'd light her on fire for teh lulz, film it, and put it on youtube. (Anyone see a theme here?)

 

[Gadilici]

You like fire?

Christopher

 

[asutickler]

This is real life.

This...

Is...

SSSSSPPPPPAAAAARRRRRTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cy/MiG]

You come home from a long day of work, and when you enter your bedroom, a smoking hot, 18 year old Swedish buxom beauty is naked and tied tightly in a spread eagle to your bed. She has a blindfold on and is gagged with duct tape, and a butterfly vibrator is against her crotch.

It's obvious that she tied herself to your bed after turning the vibe onto it's lowest setting, in anticipation of you coming home.

Actually, since she's Swedish, it's quite obvious that either a German or Russian has done this to her.

What, too soon?

 

[rhiannon]

? Why a German?

 

[Cy/MiG]

? Why a German?

Just making a very lame World War-II era joke. Don't take it TOO seriously. 😀

From spring 1940 to summer 1941 Sweden and Finland were surrounded by Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II

 

[rhiannon]

Considering that was the case for half, if not all of Europe, I would never have thought of Sweden in particular....they had relatively small problems with that war after all. 🙂

 

[Artoo]

This is real life.

Yup, as real as it gets.

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget! 😀

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[Lord Doctor]

This is getting a tad like the last word 😀

 

[StuGatz9]

Tickle her into complete hysteria. For starters.

 

[Gadilici]

What's funny is we just finished that movie about 2 hours ago...lol

This...

Is...

SSSSSPPPPPAAAAARRRRRTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought Sweden was Neutral in WWII?

Christopher

 

[rhiannon]

Neutral in WWII meant that Germany and Russia tried to take the country.

 

[Cy/MiG]

Neutral in WWII meant that Germany and Russia tried to take the country.

Hence my lame ass joke which nobody got (not that I blame them 😀). Still, I regret nothing!