No, not me.Mils gives massages to enraged buffalo.
Yes.Mils likes Thanksgiving leftovers more than the originals.
Nope.Mils likes turkey flavored gumdtops
I did have turkey.Mils got turkeyfied on Thanksgiving.
No, part of one turkey. 🦃Mils ate a dozen turkeys yesterday
No, I don't like cranberry sauce so I didn't take any of it.Mils had cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving.
No, not me.Mils gives emotional therapy to surviving turkeys
True.Mils never sat on Santa's lap.
No, not me.Mils keeps Christmas elves in his apartment.
Yes.Mils chews with his mouth closed.

No, not me.Mils has a reindeer with a nose that glows red![]()
Yes!Mils hates cold weather.
No, not me.Mils has a reindeer that disco dances.
I wish.Mils has Christmal Elves that clean his apartment.

No, not me. 😛Mils and Santa go out for drinks after Christmas
No, not me.Mils stores Frosty the Snowman in his freezer after winter is over,