milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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Very few of the posts in this thread are actually facts. 😛
I will be happier tomorrow, when the Dodgers play their first game. 😀Milagros is a happy man today because it is the opening of the regular baseball season.

TrueMilagros speaks more than one language.
False, I have a very busy week at work this week. 🙁Milagros still hasn't posted anything today. His computer must be broken.![]()
False, but amusing. 😀Milagros was hired by Sisyphus to calculate the dead weight of the stone he was pushing based on the volume of his sweat. 😀 😀 😱
True 😀Milagros is very good at Math.

This is true. 😀 And let me tell you this:Milagros is now retired.![]()


Very true. 😀Milagros once stared down Chuck Norris.
They were all impacted and had to be surgically removed. 😱Milagros' wisdom teeth abandoned him before they grew wise enough to cause an impact. 😀 😀![]()
He was correct. 😀Charlton Heston once stated that the toughest man he ever met was Milagros.
Charlton Heston once stated that the toughest man he ever met was Milagros.
And nobody else agreed either. 😛Yul Brynner didn't agree! 😱 😀
Scrooge agreed! 😱
Do you mean the original Ebenezer Scrooge (Dickens), or Scrooge McDuck (comic books)? 😀


Sure, tell me all about Rip Van Winkle. 😀Ebenezer! And he agreed on Christmas day!
Would you like to know if Rip Van Winkle agreed?![]()